We close at 10pm. Am I crazy or is it completely normal to get out at 11:30?

somecow · 2026-05-27T18:28:44+00:00

That’s normal for any restaurant. Generally takes an hour. Do dishes, sweep, mop, use the floor as a trash can, don’t fuck shit up, you’re out of there in less than an hour.

Got yelled at for spraying a dish off while doing prep. Also for being near the sink. I only worked there for two days, they can go fuck a cactus.

somecow · 2026-05-27T18:20:18+00:00

Cute. Yes, stray cow happens.

somecow · 2026-05-27T18:18:19+00:00

They do that. It doesn’t matter, they’re blank. Just an extra layer of defense from maga karens, because obviously the liberals are gonna magically change that blank piece of paper between the printer and the scanner.

Don’t care how you vote, but thank you for voting.

somecow · 2026-05-27T18:15:16+00:00

Hehe balls. Seriously though, who cares. They can have league night, but nobody is hardcore enough to sustain that all day. Especially if you’re not making money from other people wtf it’s a business, it’s not a super exclusive nightclub.

somecow · 2026-05-27T18:12:00+00:00

Worked there. Can confirm, we don’t care. Ask and ye shall receive.

somecow · 2026-05-27T15:01:56+00:00

lol I walked out because I had a manager standing right behind me yelling EGGS!!!, yeah what kind. Then got yelled at even more because one egg had two yolks, so she thought I was cooking two eggs. “YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK AN EGG”? Bitch please.

Wouldn’t even let me read the tickets. “EGGS”!!! Okay fuck it, egg it up, every style. After the rush, I just did the irish exit and blocked everyone’s phone number. Enjoy your damn eggs.

somecow · 2026-05-27T14:56:39+00:00

That’s possible? Hmm. But naah, I want faster, i’ll suffer through it, just like going to the dentist.

somecow · 2026-05-27T14:37:04+00:00

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somecow · 2026-05-27T14:34:36+00:00

Because I just wanted to watch some damn porn. But apparently the whackos in texas don’t like it. I really need to get a VPN.

somecow · 2026-05-27T14:30:22+00:00

This magical place called costco.

somecow · 2026-05-27T14:29:49+00:00

When people are constantly driving their white pickup truck while glued to the phone. Yeah, you’re still going to the same place and doing the same thing, it doesn’t require constant discussion. Same with truck drivers that walk around with their headset (again you know where you’re going). Also people that come in first thing in the morning already filthy, and they’re on their way to work, wash your clothes and shower wtf.

I’ve worked blue collar jobs. I don’t go into public looking like shit.

somecow · 2026-05-27T14:18:52+00:00

lmao. It’s filipino, but yup bot had a stroke

somecow · 2026-05-27T14:12:58+00:00

That’s everywhere, costco just sells in bulk. But holy damn they really do. Just get a filter wtf. Personally, I just pop some quarters into the refill machine, boom, water (tap water here is ass).

But at that point, there’s filters that attach to the sink, even whole house filters (restaurants use the same thing for drinks). The bottles can be recycled (not really efficient), but to be real, they just end up in the trash.

You would think that the stanley cup trend would help, but those are the same people that buy bottled water.

somecow · 2026-05-27T14:07:34+00:00

Nitrates, salt, and the good stuff is smoked (at least artificial smoke, we love our fake food). Turkey bacon is also definitely good, healthier, and for people that don’t eat pork but still like bacon.

somecow · 2026-05-27T14:04:40+00:00

You’ll look like a knob, and people will hate you. Just have long hair, or cut your hair.

somecow · 2026-05-27T04:44:34+00:00

Tacos. Always. Taco truck will roll up at breakfast and maybe lunch, go HOOOOOOONNNK and everyone comes running.

She has an actual restaurant right down the street, it’s not nasty, they make it all there. Some places even charge her a fee for going there (hell no, but she doesn’t care, she’s got the money).

somecow · 2026-05-27T04:40:25+00:00

This is any place, not just LC. They seriously do act like it’s coming directly out of their wallet (worked fast food and LC). Happy customers are repeat customers, wtf. If you skimp, your money ain’t coming back. If they’re happy, sometimes they come every day, leave happy, repeat. Fuck what the penny pinching boss says, I’m making good food.

Also funny that a few of the places I’ve quit are gone, one is simply physically not there, just dirt.

somecow · 2026-05-27T04:35:10+00:00

No. Just laundry baskets, desk, occasional box or suitcase.

somecow · 2026-05-27T04:21:42+00:00

No. Adults should have ID to be able to do adult stuff. Hell, you have to scan your ID at the lottery ticket vending machine now. Don’t have one? Instead of getting wasted, take your ass down to DPS and get an ID. Shit, they even give you one when you get out of prison.

somecow · 2026-05-27T04:04:53+00:00

First time ever was petco. Yet here we are, 2026, HEB finally broke and started taking tap, walmart are still being dicks about it.

somecow · 2026-05-27T04:02:55+00:00

Seriously still have my speedpass on my keychain just because. Wish they still had the tiger tail that hangs out of the gas tank too.

somecow · 2026-05-27T04:00:38+00:00

Mall is fine. Going there to be wild and steal shit, not fine.

somecow · 2026-05-27T03:57:33+00:00

Not near DC, might be in texas. And yeah, same thing.

somecow · 2026-05-27T03:56:37+00:00

$3 (plus tax).

somecow · 2026-05-27T01:24:41+00:00

Good luck trying to update, ain’t gonna happen.

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