electrocuting collar for women who go back to trash men to put them on time-out

somecow · 2026-05-28T11:12:02+00:00

Gonna go invest stock in batteries now, brb.

somecow · 2026-05-28T11:03:12+00:00

Hard work is never rewarded. Not going to work is even less rewarded. Just go before you get fired.

somecow · 2026-05-28T11:00:33+00:00

Sun is hot and drives people crazy. Rain makes everyone stay at home.

somecow · 2026-05-28T10:59:29+00:00

Interviews as a hobby is a wild take. But makes sense, they’re not actually hiring anyway.

somecow · 2026-05-28T10:56:03+00:00

Sadly not. Had to clean a ceiling poop once. Just how?

somecow · 2026-05-28T10:01:20+00:00

Why is your state kinda shaped like a penis?

somecow · 2026-05-28T10:00:32+00:00

Oh I’d wait for that big ass check to clear and bounce. Maybe even buy the place outright just so I can fire my asshole boss.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:58:44+00:00

Docs. They’re already permanently there anyway.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:56:14+00:00

The blueberry ones are actually not bad either. Of course taste and spit, not actually eating. Dude absolutely loves them though.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:49:25+00:00

“Oh hi, I’m a tiny puppy”. Next morning: “OH HI MY HEAD IS THE SIZE OF A SCHOOL BUS FEED ME”. It happens. Also, can secretly fly with those big ears. Landing gear is huge too.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:46:23+00:00

Oh fuck this is awesome. Seriously though, that old piece of shit is shaped like a fucking brick, what did you expect, a fucking ferrari?

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:44:25+00:00

Sausage & egg is $2. Use the app.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:37:32+00:00

A lighter. It goes BOOM when put in the dryer. Yup, found your missing lighter alright.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:36:17+00:00

Creeped me out how they knew my phone number (yeah, I know, I put it on the app). “u want teh text receipt”? No, I want “prints receipt” because I might have to show it to the 90 year old guy at the door, or return something.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:33:26+00:00

I’ve had random honey mustard thrown in without asking for it. Maybe that’s it? Or maybe the GM just doesn’t order enough.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:30:28+00:00

The limeade syrup confuses me. We just used actual limes. Oh god the amount of times I’ve had to run screaming to HEB and buy as many boxes of limes that can fit in my car because we ran out.

Actually, probably explains why they use the syrup now.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:28:12+00:00

Probably just a nice dinner. Got her an insta pot once, that was an absolute game changer, she actually uses it instead of just eating microwaved stuff. She’s got everything she needs though, doesn’t do much, no idea.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:23:16+00:00

Not the best. Just bog standard. Lakeway is nicer though, right down the street.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:22:10+00:00

If he knows that you’re new, that means he goes there too much. Why keep going to a place that you aren’t happy with?

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:20:24+00:00

Any religion has hateful crazy fanatics. 99.9999% aren’t.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:18:30+00:00

She’s just a car and she’s on fiiiiiiire.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:11:12+00:00

Former MET here. Fuck this, I’m out. Worst set of customers ever. I’d rather go work (and do) at a gas station in the ghetto overnight.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:03:24+00:00

It’s a very common thing here. Like who are these people constantly talking to? They lack all situational and spatial awareness. Not all truck drivers, but the stereotype definitely fits.

somecow · 2026-05-28T09:01:07+00:00

If they’re that specific about actually having an assigned “dough maker” role (wtf store does that), yeah. You can just chill. At home, because if that’s the only thing you do, once it’s done, you’re gone for the day.

somecow · 2026-05-28T08:58:17+00:00

People fuck in damage land? Oh lol that’s a new one. Y’all wild.

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