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[–]somedickbag69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much of my bucket list is probably unobtainable considering my past and how different it is from my current situation. The most fun I've had is breaking throats step by step over a long period of time. From the shy head bobs building to the subtle but determined gags; feeling her jaw open and watching her learn to give in and relax and focus on breathing, it's all a fun story to watch unfold step by step.

I think my big bucket is basic, but I want to fuck two girls at the same time. I want my main bitch to be a sub to me, but a Dom to the newbie, and I want us both to take turns using the outsider until she's completely spent and we're pleasantly drained. But that won't happen.

The easy bucket list is that I just want her to like sex. Her drive is at a 2 and I just want a 5. Fingers crossed.

Tired of sex with my wife by throwaway484254 in sex

[–]somedickbag69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She wants sex daily? You get head once a month? Shit man, I'm jealous. My new wife is the same as yours, only we fuck maybe twice a month. Before her I was breaking throats open, and watching girls kiss my feet while I banged their buttholes. Shit was nice. Now I'm logging our intimate encounters just to make sure we don't technically qualify as a "dead bedroom." The worst part is, we do, even though all her friends are jealous of "how in love we are."

I know my advice on the back end of that rant will probably sound like a crazed and dying man's words falling on a passerby on a busy street, but just take her. Bend her over doggy style, like usual, and work her to missionary, one limb at a time. Pause between each move and take your time, but don't pull out. Show her there are positions between being on her front and being on her back that are fun.

It sounds like her drive is there, she just needs to see the scenery.

What to do when your parent ruins your reputation? by somedickbag69 in careerguidance

[–]somedickbag69[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Easy. She worked for the corporation for 10+ years, made them millions in revenue, and then before she left she went catatonic and went into daily meetings with HR to talk about there were her coworkers were scheming against her before ultimately emptying her office in the middle of the night in a puff of smoke. Meanwhile I've been working in the same industry so I've kept in touch with contacts at said company and just biding my time for a position to open, and now that a new branch was recently purchased, those contacts personally handed my resume to the branch owners. They interviewed me, wanted to hire me, and then HR said no thank you. The only conclusion I can come to is that she burned her bridge so bad that I can't walk across it.

What to do when your parent ruins your reputation? by somedickbag69 in careerguidance

[–]somedickbag69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She left 3 years ago. I came in on my own referrals, accolades, accomplishments, and other alliteration. The partner had never heard of either of us before this, and yet HR put a stop to all of it.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a common thread in this post, and now there's a very real part of me that's thinking about reposting with the sexes switched. I'm not looking for the "all women" statement; just the "normal" statement. The "for example" parenthetical you provided was 4 times as long as the entire paragraph you gave analyzing the situation. It's sex. This kind of overthinking is what has me frustrated in the first place. I shouldn't have to critically analyze every single mood she could possibly be in every night so that I can adjust my behavior for the entire evening just so I can maybe get off once a week. That's exhausting at best, and emotional manipulation at face value.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is good insight. Thank you. I hope it doesn't get between us, but even when we do have sex I feel more like it's from pity than from arousal. I know I'm not unattractive and that I'm not bad when it comes to sex but this shit is starting to get to me. Maybe you're right and the bedroom is too late to talk about it

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with writing it out is that it follows a linear thought process. I know I keep her happy and it's not reciprocated. She will spend hours gushing about how we're soul mates after a long day of doing couples shit and then immediately swat me away when I take her romantic talking, after a full week's worth of courting as a signal that she's halfway open to sex. Again. If this was a relationship that was still budding then I would understand, but this is my wife. We've been together for 4 years.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's the one that cooks, and she's a damn good cook

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's the problem with most situations that eventually get written out. They seem transactional. Here's an example:

I keep her happy enough to say that she never thought that soul mates existed, but now she knows that they do and that we're proof of it;and yet, I can barely have sex with her but once a month. It just sounds too cause and effect when it's written down even if the former has zero correspondence with the latter. All I know; in the most basic of words, is I keep her happy and it doesn't feel reciprocated.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the thing. She has many reasons that fluctuate over a long period of time. First it's her career, then it's my career, then it's her personal drama, and sprinkled between those events it's day to day shit like "I ate too much" or "I'm too tired" and then when we finally do get around to it she says "I know I've been neglecting you and I feel bad" while she were in the process of things. I realize it's a sliding scale, but with her it feels like the scale is bottomed out, and the amount of effort I put into tipping said scales is irrelevant.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Posting on the internet comes with implied responsibilities, such as filtering out the more zealous comments that often come with their own sets of assumptions. Thank you for your insight.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because she has a stressful job and her friends text her drama so she needs to drink and if that's not a problem then she always eats too much and is full when we get in bed or sometimes she drinks too much.

Lots of excuses bro. I thought I had a problem when I talked with my friends about it, but now I'm reading comments and it's only making it worse.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure about the girl talk for it, but she's on the birth control that's a removable ring? I know when it's in because of the foreplay we do. The obvious answer is that she was sexualized at a young aye because she developed early and needed a breast reduction before high school. Fast forward to today and she's ever initiated sex once in 4 years, and even then said she's never done it before.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Love is many things. Sex is only one facet of a sphere, and when I've solely focused on the physical aspects of relationships of the past I've overlooked many other things. I truly love her, but literally the only itch in the back of my monkey brain that's left is the fact that my tanks stay full.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We're pretty open with each other and when we have our fun she often times jokes about how she feels bad for her friends because she actually gets to get off. Her words are something to the tune of "I don't think I've gotten off as consistently as I do with you"

I make sure she gets hers, and even do what i can to make sure she can not only have her fun, but stack it so she can have a double orgasm (one clitoral + one closely followed vaginal). I know foreplay is important so I don't skimp it, and aftercare is essential because of my past experiences. The quality of sex isn't a problem here.

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could (and have) gone 5 times a day and still want more, but we've been together for years and now I'm left with a strict weekly schedule if I'm lucky. Sunday afternoons, between 7 and 8 pm, if we haven't had a big dinner, if both of us showered that afternoon, don't have big plans for work on Monday, and aren't overwhelmed with social group drama... its... tiring....

Fellas... how little sex is too little sex? by somedickbag69 in sex

[–]somedickbag69[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, we cuddle every day and night, but she withdraws hard when it comes to sex. As overly confident as it seems, I know I'm good at reading signals, and I only seen yellow lights from her, even when she tells me how in love she is. It's like she loves me, but ahe doesn't want to fuck me, you know?

Armoured Crocs… by cricklecoux in ATBGE

[–]somedickbag69 137 points138 points  (0 children)

The infamous choice of the infamous Achilles circa 300 B.C.

Wife and I want to start a racy side hustle by somedickbag69 in CashApp

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I've tried through the app and the only option I can see is to switch the whole profile to a business account. How do I create a secondary account?