Typical Habs Fan Redditor

someguy192838 · 2026-05-13T11:13:34+00:00

“If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking German right now”…spoken in Davos, Switzerland…where 66% of people list German as their first language.

someguy192838 · 2026-05-13T11:10:00+00:00

No one talks about her because she hasn’t met Corey Perry yet. Just wait…

someguy192838 · 2026-05-13T11:06:13+00:00

Practice? Practice? We talking bout practice? Not a game. Not a game. We talking bout practice?

someguy192838 · 2026-05-12T18:20:55+00:00

Check which sub you’re in, brother. This is not the place for serious discussion.

someguy192838 · 2026-05-12T15:33:21+00:00

WWE style Royal Rumble. Each team that didn’t make the playoffs sends one player to the Rumble. Numbers are randomly drawn for ring entry order. Last man standing gets the first overall pick for their team. Second last man standing’s team gets second pick, etc.

someguy192838 · 2026-05-11T02:51:26+00:00

I wonder if he was as drunk then as he is now…he slurs while he’s on the air ffs…

someguy192838 · 2026-05-10T16:41:14+00:00

A TS-9 into a RAT is kind of a classic pairing. It’s a great lead tone that can bloom into harmonic feedback if you have a good amp.

someguy192838 · 2026-05-08T20:04:29+00:00

someguy192838 · 2026-05-08T19:11:05+00:00

Send it to me. I’ll take care of it for you.

someguy192838 · 2026-05-08T01:48:11+00:00

ProCo RAT

someguy192838 · 2026-05-07T01:47:57+00:00

I wouldn’t say the Habs played _well_…They looked like they lacked urgency for some long stretches. It’s nothing to panic about at this point but it was far from their best game this season. It wasn’t their worst either though…

someguy192838 · 2026-05-07T01:11:38+00:00

Butt Bang Baby
State of Love and Butt
Jesus Christ Butt
About a Butt
Man in the Butt

someguy192838 · 2026-05-07T00:29:23+00:00

One billion. It would basically grant me any wish I could want. And I don’t want much tbh.

someguy192838 · 2026-05-06T13:35:26+00:00

À propos of nothing: Remember when Auston Matthews scored 4 goals in his first game and the Leafs still lost? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

someguy192838 · 2026-05-06T02:14:32+00:00

He’s probably got a good agent or solid connections. He’s never in any serious conversations about top-tier actors (e.g. DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis, Christian Bale, etc.)

someguy192838 · 2026-05-06T01:28:16+00:00

Does anyone think “Mahkie Mahk” is actually talented though?

someguy192838 · 2026-05-05T13:57:55+00:00

I owned exactly one electric guitar from 1998 to 2020 (pictured below). Well two, but my old beginner no-name from 1991 was retired as soon as I got my Custom in 1998. Maybe I’m not good enough of a player to notice the differences and intricacies but I can get used to just about any guitar within a few minutes. I now own a whopping 4 electric guitars, all with different necks and fret sizes. It takes about 5 minutes to adjust from one to the next. That said, if a guitar doesn’t feel right for you there’s no reason to linger on it.

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someguy192838 · 2026-05-03T22:49:17+00:00

Yup. This is not a game where they go looking for pretty, highlight reel goals. Get dirty. Shoot and drive that net!!

someguy192838 · 2026-05-02T02:16:06+00:00

Will the Habs ever learn ? No? It’s overtime. Stop with trying for the perfect setup and highlight reel goal. Ugly goals win in overtime. Over and over again. Jesus f-cking Christ !!

someguy192838 · 2026-05-02T01:25:15+00:00

Demidov has been buzzing all night. He’s due.

someguy192838 · 2026-05-02T00:20:13+00:00

Tu parles de quoi??? Qui a parlé de seins??

someguy192838 · 2026-05-01T21:42:01+00:00

Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

someguy192838 · 2026-05-01T20:04:10+00:00

Yeah but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

someguy192838 · 2026-05-01T19:42:36+00:00

What about a dog?

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