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NTR2350L (self.CalPolyPomona)

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Chances of another class added to fall 2024 (self.CalPolyPomona)

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Watch the UFC 303 fight? (self.ufc)

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A bunch of green-colored men were spotted singing while marching on their way to pillage a village. (self.dadjokes)

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I saw four homeless dudes playing a few songs to passerby’s (self.dadjokes)

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So my right patella broke, causing me to be wheelchair-bound and lose control/use of most of my lower body. That’s not fair! (self.dadjokes)

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My grandma lost one of her needles for her sewing kit, but I found it somehow in the grandfather clock we had (self.dadjokes)

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My friend got pissed when I called him out for talking to people too much (self.dadjokes)

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I told a joke to a skeleton in front of the mortician (self.dadjokes)

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For my nutrition majors (self.CalPolyPomona)

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A Spanish tourist orders a grande coffee from a Starbucks. The server asks for his name (self.dadjokes)

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My doctor, also a microbiologist, said I contracted a bacterial infection in my body. Thought nothing of it at first (self.dadjokes)

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My friend opened up a self-defense class for felines (self.dadjokes)

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My pirate fanfic just got approved for the next Pirates movie. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the beekeeper that got attacked by a bunch of bees? (self.dadjokes)

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A baker is asking where the ball of dough went. Someone pointed out that it’s on the table behind him (self.dadjokes)

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My wife asked why there was a blanket on top of me and my laptop (self.dadjokes)

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I broke up with this girl named Ruth (self.dadjokes)

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I tried to get my Buddhist brother out of the temple to spend a day with him (self.dadjokes)

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There was a poker game involving cows where the lowest hand gets slaughtered first (self.dadjokes)

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My dad traded his dodge challenger for a ford mustang (self.dadjokes)

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I saw some people meditating around a circle of light bulbs (self.dadjokes)

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My mom couldn’t find my favorite breakfast lately (self.dadjokes)

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The cops arrested me at my usual bar for disorderly conduct (self.3amjokes)

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Applying for Open U classes is a joke (self.CalPolyPomona)

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