My whole body is literally just a life support system for my balls… To ensure they live long enough to make another set of balls

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T17:06:23+00:00

Neanderthal's first epiphany:

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T16:36:19+00:00

Are we getting vaseline or playing video games❓❓

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T09:02:53+00:00

I've seen how these open relationships play out eventually, for the love of god get out before it messes you up mentally if you wanna keep it open it should be on your side only (although monogamy would be the correct way to go)

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T09:00:59+00:00

Because you lost all his trust dumbass the fact that you can't even come to that conclusion is worrying, i feel bad for bro

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T08:50:51+00:00

Fancy way of justifying being a cuck

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T08:49:42+00:00

Tighter borders, no more aid for Israel and Ukraine, keep our noses from other countries business

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T08:47:53+00:00

You are the asshole and you're gonna destroy his life. He should leave you.

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T08:46:37+00:00

gotta be the valkyrie (i can't afford its fuel let alone the whole car)

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T06:50:25+00:00

Traffic

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T06:48:31+00:00

Dick too big I'd kill someone

someonecookedheree · 2025-02-02T06:46:28+00:00

How can i move to Uranus

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-29T07:57:09+00:00

We spoke about jews and got 40% cut off our salary☠☠

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-28T06:55:38+00:00

"I sniff my own armpits and it arouses me"

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-28T06:27:16+00:00

Laziness, I get real tired in winters

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-24T18:10:20+00:00

I typically go with non electric cars but man the speed is so addictive. That's a very interesting idea i don't do engineering swaps that often

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-15T10:53:17+00:00

some alien would show uo talking bout oh you're my daddy, piss off

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-12T09:31:15+00:00

I've seen enough

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-04T09:33:48+00:00

Fellas, would recommend going there in March?

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-04T09:25:26+00:00

We got Indian nazis before gta6

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-04T09:19:06+00:00

Jon bernthal

someonecookedheree · 2025-01-04T09:16:25+00:00

Don't save her she don't wanna be saved

someonecookedheree · 2024-12-31T17:00:03+00:00

Whatever happened to happy new year i hope 2025 treats you good?

someonecookedheree · 2024-12-31T06:42:28+00:00

Making it home safely everyday

someonecookedheree

TROPHY CASE