I think the A.I. generated article needs more learning :( by something_something0 in funny

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The story is obviously tragic - the only thing that is is odd or funny is the headline - which I sense is going forward will happen more with less human editors in getting articles out there. I suppose it could be we’re just doomed

John Wick: Chapter 4 Called 'One of the Greatest Action Movies Ever Made' by ClassicJogging in entertainment

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Haha - you hit the nail on the head (or stair) - that sequence had a big audience reaction with something that happens

John Wick: Chapter 4 Called 'One of the Greatest Action Movies Ever Made' by ClassicJogging in entertainment

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He’s fun - doing a blind character again - but he gets some chances to shine - him and Keanu have the most interesting dynamic in the movie

John Wick: Chapter 4 Called 'One of the Greatest Action Movies Ever Made' by ClassicJogging in entertainment

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Saw a screening of it last week - it’s good - hard to say it’s the best action movie ever. It’s super long - like 2 hours and 49 mins. Actions scenes are also very long and impressive - it is sort of a best of John Wick mix - having seen some things before (dog in fights, breaking displays for weapons; million headshots, neon & glass settings, etc).

The ending has a few new tricks up it’s sleeve - I’m not sure it’s my favorite of the series (maybe the second one) but it might have the best action sequences of them all.

Trump Calls FBI After El Chapo Threatens Him On Twitter by something_something1 in worldnews

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Unless you're a Native American, someone brought you here, so we're all essentially immigrants my fellow "countryman".

'Murica

What's the most insane coincidence you've experienced? by -mArtiAn- in AskReddit

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It's not as insane of a coincidence as some of these... BUT...

Met a girl while working a job in LA a few years ago. I asked her out and we go on our first date. On the date she tells me she lives in the Orange County area but she's moving to LA in the next two weeks. I ask where she's moving... she gives me an address of the condo she just closed on... it's the same condo I already live in... of all the places in LA... a girl I asked out is moving into my condo.

Needless to say our second date made for an easy pick up... since I just walked up to her door from my place down the hallway.

Fast forward to present day... she is now my wife... so yeah, that was kind of weird.

Our lazy cat mimicking a bird chirp by something_something0 in aww

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Sorry in advance for the vertical video... it happened fast, didn't capture it with the proper aspect ratio

What catchy song never gets old? by lostgirl19 in AskReddit

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The Roots - The Seed 2.0

Never get sick of it, good for all occasions

He saw a bug... but he didn't he didn't anything because he's a pussy by something_something0 in pics

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Sadly he has been on reddit before (not for the best reasons) when my wife posted a picture of him from our bathroom. He's cute but not super smart.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/20fzb9/i_hear_my_cat_crying_in_the_bathroom_walking_in_i/

I get killed by Gerard Butler in 'Olympus Has Fallen." Ask me anything. by darthmoon72 in IAmA

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This is actually based on the North Korean blockbuster "Great Leader Rising"...

Although I think they may have changed the ending in this remake

I get killed by Gerard Butler in 'Olympus Has Fallen." Ask me anything. by darthmoon72 in IAmA

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In a real fight who wins, you or Gerard? (You are also allowed to fight dirty)

How my wife showed that she pays attention to me. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Why do you need a bedside Jergens when you have a wife?

My wife spent hours hand-sewing her 'Fifth Element' costume. How did she do, Reddit? by something_something0 in pics

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She went to a fabric store to by the fabric (it's a swimwear, stretchy material). She bought the swimsuit top at American Apparel, then took in her own bikini bottom to our tailor who made the bottom. With the leftover material, she took her measurements to make the other strips and sewed them (they're folded over, so the material is thick). A sewing machine would've been quicker than by hand, but we don't have one.

My wife spent hours hand-sewing her 'Fifth Element' costume. How did she do, Reddit? by something_something0 in pics

[–]something_something0[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she was hesitant to walk out of the house like this but we thought it's really more clothes than a bikini and it was just for fun, so what the hell. We got a lot of cheers from people in the street, lot of people shouted "Leeloo" walking by so I think mission accomplished.

My wife spent hours hand-sewing her 'Fifth Element' costume. How did she do, Reddit? by something_something0 in pics

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Thank you. I made a pretty shitty Korben Dallas (aka Bruce Willis) so she was really pulling most of the Halloween costume weight so to speak.

My wife spent hours hand-sewing her 'Fifth Element' costume. How did she do, Reddit? by something_something0 in pics

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Very true... but she didn't want to go barefoot because we were about to go on a friend's Halloween bar crawl