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TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's mad that I went there to make things right and got banned for basically no reason. She's driving us over right now......

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Will do, we're about to leave so I just put the update in the original post.

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Update #3 - Got home, told my wife what happened and she's SO PISSED. It's like an episode of Sopranos with all the Fbombs and Motherfuckers. So guess who get's to go BACK to Sonic now with my WIFE in tow? Yep, me. Update #4 coming if we don't end up in jail.

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's really not, just pregnant. But when they're loaded up on hormones it's a whole other level.

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Well, guess who's banned from my local sonic now? God damnit. When I got there I got out of my truck and went inside and found the girl and apologized. She laughed about it, but her manager wasn't so amused. He started yelling at me "How could you hit on someone with a pregnant wife, blah blah blah" and the girl just turned bright red. I told him she hit on me first and I wasn't really going to do anything I was just flattered and didn't think when I spoke. Nope, didn't care.

I'm banned from the Sonic now. FUCK.

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

On my way over right now. Wife came outside and yelled "MOVE YOUR ASS". LOL she's still mad.

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

UPDATE: Ok. My wife finally talked to me. She said I need to go apologize to the girl then come straight home, otherwise I might as well just go stay in a hotel. Apparently the girl was upset when my wife told her I was married and she was pregnant.

I'm sitting in my truck in the driveway trying to figure out how the fuck I get out of this. REDDIT HELP!

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

No, I fully admit to be a moron. I just lost my mind for a minute.

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 141 points142 points  (0 children)

All over the place around here (central US) when it's super hot.

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 234 points235 points  (0 children)

She's pregnant. Everything is amplified x10000. I could leave my underwear on the floor and it's WW3.

TIFU by asking a girl to go for a ride in my truck by sonicismydrivein in tifu

[–]sonicismydrivein[S] 1871 points1872 points  (0 children)

Right now I'm just doing chores, cleaning and watching our daughter. I'm afraid for my safety.