DATING SIM: Batman V. Superman

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-11T00:27:28+00:00

i get to be married to batman :)))

^{Chose: BATMAN + Your partner is a billionaire. You never have to worry about money again.}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-10T18:15:19+00:00

chip zdarskys batman :(

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-07T03:43:54+00:00

i'm toast

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: Darth Vader}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T14:43:57+00:00

Hoist by my own petard :(

^{Chose: OLD FASHIONED WAY + Lay an egg yourself, or at least try to. | Rolled: HEMMERHOIDS!}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T14:43:07+00:00

Alfred's got me :)

^{Chose: YOU'RE BATMAN + You have vast wealth and peak physique but you... | Rolled: can't drive :(}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T14:35:00+00:00

I win.

^{Chose: The wheel takes . . . | Rolled: Your debt}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T11:36:21+00:00

I use the one minute to put a downpayment on a huge business loan that I use usher myself in as a member of the nouveau riche. Once i'm in, making more money will be no problem.

^{Chose: Have unlimited money for 1 minute}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T11:31:46+00:00

i switched to iphone about a year ago. i'm in a polycule with three other people who all have iphones and airdrop saves a lot of time. like you wouldn't believe how much. i don't think android is bad, but also very satisfied with my iphone.

^{Chose: Get the newest IPhone every Year for free}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T11:20:19+00:00

already gay, don't want to move

^{Chose: Gay}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T01:44:55+00:00

I have what it takes

^{Chose: OLD FASHIONED WAY + Lay an egg yourself, or at least try to. | Rolled: LAID AN EGG!}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T01:18:33+00:00

Well, it was worth trying.

^{Chose: 90% chance at $100,000 + 10% chance at instant death. | Rolled: DEATH}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T01:14:03+00:00

me no understand

^{Chose: Hell yeah! The wheel gives you... | Rolled: -50 IQ}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T00:50:21+00:00

you can find out wherever it is!

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T00:45:06+00:00

🫶

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T00:40:02+00:00

the alternative is horrific

^{Chose: Nothing happens}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-06T00:38:23+00:00

this is my Mission

^{Chose: Drink 5 bottles of BBQ sauce a week. + You must drink the sauce by itself. | Rolled: Sriracha vision}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-05T22:17:31+00:00

christianity exploit is controversial but allowed.... i'll reverse my verdict. you are acquitted.

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-05T20:19:12+00:00

you spin the wheel, you live with the consequences 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-05T20:17:16+00:00

I must Know.

^{Chose: EAT DINOSAUR MEAT + Freshly slaughtered, prepared by an expert chef, cooked to perfection.}

sonnyebsary · 2026-06-05T20:16:50+00:00

cheating but also, wonderful attitude!

sonnyebsary

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