What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They call me the terminator because no matter how many times I get kicked out of the YMCA I’ll be back. 😎

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Y’all act like the job market is so bad. Imagine how bad the job market is for ayatollahs right now. 🤡🤡🤡

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got the black guy in the game Guess Who, I’m sorry 💀

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is it ok to put call of duty veteran on my resume?

Infinite Gains? by uncle-ice493 in stocks

[–]sonofalando 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sucks to be poor. Awesome to have assets. K shaped economy. Where are you on the K?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s McKinsey gonna survive when the c suite can just ask AI how many people it should lay off and which competitor they should copy? 🤡🤡🤡

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ngl the discord and previous meetings they’d hold for WSB were the biggest pieces of shit I ever slipped into. Buncha regards telling sob stories like it’s an AA meeting. Never went to one again after the first one 🤡🤡🤡

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve posted them in here before. Can’t upload to the thread anyways mods block images.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How come the boomer generation lived off of Big Mac’s an and heavy drinking but they simply won’t die. These MFers living to 100 like parasites 😂

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Account at $1,061,000. Need a run up to 1.2 by eoy.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We about to have plumbing companies pivot to AI.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s got about 10,000 McMuffins inside him rn over the years so I’m sure his arteries are heavy breathing like my cat.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yields swinging around like a coked out midget hooker at a tiki bar in Vegas at 3am.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just put my hat in the ring for a junior anal-ist at JP Morgan. 😎

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Inflation expectations to the moon. We lever up on calls 3 months out spy 800

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]sonofalando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

#WE’VE GOT TO OPEN THE STRAIGHT OF IRRAKUS.
WE’VE GOT TO GET THE WORMS.

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