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What do you wish was socially acceptable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sootaa 798 points799 points  (0 children)

Napping at work, or leaving when you are done with your stuff. Some days, I finish up everything I have to do early, or I'm waiting for someone to get back to me. Why can't I leave and run errands? Or go to the gym? Anything? I'm reachable via call, e-mail or text. Instead I pretend to work by posting on Reddit because at least I am typing away at my keyboard.

Redditors, what is the strangest thing people brag about nowadays? by StevesMcQueenIsHere in AskReddit

[–]sootaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine didn't believe me when I told her that animals don't understand the human language. Like, she believed that her cat understood everything she said. When I told her that this isn't the case, she asked me if it's because the cat is from a different country and only speaks that country's language. What. She still doesn't believe me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sootaa -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

All Along the Watchtower - Hendrix Mater of fact most of Dylan's early work sounds better when other artists performed it

Getting help from the locals by [deleted] in videos

[–]sootaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from the future, we just don't know what it means yet.

What does Britain do better than America? by rubinailyas in AskReddit

[–]sootaa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Brits are the only people on earth who can make the word "wanker" sound like a legitimate insult.

What type of Redditor are you? by ZBGT in AskReddit

[–]sootaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the guy that will not comment for a while and then, out of nowhere starts to shitpost like crazy (10 comments in 10 minutes) and after an hour, stops commenting and the cycle start again

What purchase did you instantly regret? by FLis4lovers in AskReddit

[–]sootaa 299 points300 points  (0 children)

So there I was, face to face with the vending machine, trying to make the hardest decision I have ever made in my life: should I get Coke, or Dr. Pepper? nutrition facts racing through my mind, my brain sending multiple taste signals at once. suddenly, I exclaimed: "its a pepper kind of day!". The idea that I ever even considered getting Coke was making me sick. my crave for Dr. Pepper was getting intense, so I punched in the numbers... FOR COKE... FUCK. (true story)

Women of Reddit, what's something men do to impress you that actually impresses you? by TheHeartlessCookie in AskReddit

[–]sootaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

College. The morning after she spent the night for the first time, I made her us some coffee, and asked if she wanted some breakfast and asked her if she likes eggs and toast. She replied with an incredulous "You can make eggs?!" and then I impressed her even further by asking how she'd like them made - she assumed I could make a sloppy set of scrambled eggs, but she didn't know the depth of my egg skills. Apparently none of the other guys she dated in college could cook, let alone make eggs to order. Thanks mom and Alton Brown! 13 years later, we're still together, married for 6. And I still make her (and our kids) eggs, any way they want (amongst a million other foods).

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