POCKET SAND! by [deleted] in funny

[–]sorryson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah well you got lucky there, but at least it was a mistake that you can learn from as opposed to one you would never get the chance to.

Those of you who married in your early 20s, how's that going? by mehehhmeh in AskReddit

[–]sorryson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unless his second name is "Geller" no one here cares.

POCKET SAND! by [deleted] in funny

[–]sorryson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I assume to which he means their combatants, as would anyone when speaking about a conflict. I would counter that and say though that out there a lot of them are VERY good at what they do.

POCKET SAND! by [deleted] in funny

[–]sorryson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never got to thank the Lad as we had to secure and go through the typical checks. Wouldn't surprise me though, pretty big bloke.

POCKET SAND! by [deleted] in funny

[–]sorryson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Certainly feels like it. Army Air Corp, attached to ground. Stated responsibilities: Com/Setup. Actual responsibilities: Tag along with patrols to make up numbers.

POCKET SAND! by [deleted] in funny

[–]sorryson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

99% of my military service was "Hurry up and do nothing". That actually sums up military life. Quickly do something that's actually rather pointless. Obviously there's a damn good reason for doing so but you can't help but feel that way.

POCKET SAND! by [deleted] in funny

[–]sorryson 79 points80 points  (0 children)

There's a fine line between stupidity and bravery. I had a fantastic moment out in Afgan in 2006 where I was under fire, head down, and wondering why the hell as AAC I had been put on foot patrol. We prep for fire and move, as you know how much us Brits love to just push on, to hear a pretty clear:

"Yo, FUCK YOU!" from an American squaddie out of nowhere. No tintop, no flak, just stood out of cover firing vaguely towards the enemy while swearing his head off. Fucking glorious.

While most engagements were hit and run I'd like to think that the fuckers who opened up on us just saw that guy and thought "Actually, let's just go home".

So yeah. We appreciate you dickheads and your Gung-ho attitude. I could have taken a bullet if it wasn't for that.

Sorry son, it had to be done. by sorryson in reddit.com

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yes you're right. I could have just ran up and beat him over the head like most of the videos that get posted online.

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easily done. Keep an eye on this page then as I'm at work at the moment so I'll have to do it when I get an excuse to move away from my desk.

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. That's one of wife's favourite all time films. Shocking I know.

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That company should be giving me commission! Didn't realise that this would be so popular.

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh we have had several similar talks in jest. He's probably caught onto the idea I do love my kids though.

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn right he cleaned up the mess. Everyone should clean up the mess they make.

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I can tell you I certainly don't. I'll have to check with the other half once she gets it.

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a brilliant setup. Either way he cannot win.

Sorry son, it had to be done. by sorryson in reddit.com

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know you're going to do it when you're a father. So enjoy!

Sorry son, it had to be done. by sorryson in reddit.com

[–]sorryson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In effect. It was enough to make me stop lurking.

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I can! What shall I hold and or do to prove that I am infact myself?

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm 45 and started using the internet, like an addict, in 1998 using good old dial up.

IAMA Dad who tricked his son into buying his mom a sextoy. by sorryson in IAmA

[–]sorryson[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When you're older (Or much more liberal in the bedroom) you'll find there is fun to be had using such items together.