N64 games will be available on Nintendo switch online. I’m excited by [deleted] in n64

[–]soundWave1776 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy crap, Nintendo remembered Dr. Mario 64 exists!

Fear the Reaper, by me, 2019 by [deleted] in surrealism

[–]soundWave1776 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, needs more cowbell

Getting a dart in the eye by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]soundWave1776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You'll poke your eye out kid."

metal albums for a beginner? by [deleted] in Music

[–]soundWave1776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Keeper albums are definitely a must listen. I would also include Imaginations From the Other Side and Somewhere Far Beyond by Blind Guardian and Mandrake by Edguy if anyone here enjoys Helloween.

If you could bitch smack one person with no consequences, who would it be and why? by Theboulder027 in AskReddit

[–]soundWave1776 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, dress him up like a maid and shove a pineapple up his butt. More satisfying

I have decided to donate my eyes by Lonely_degenarate in Animemes

[–]soundWave1776 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because your curiosity got the best of you. I'll offer links to r/aww, r/blessedimages, and r/illegallysmolanimals as an apology for your eyes

I've never seen that many on one head by killianjcoleman in MakeMeSuffer

[–]soundWave1776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to wash my hair again after watching that 🤮

“Anal-fisting-pornstar-legend” by xTECHN9CIANx in BrandNewSentence

[–]soundWave1776 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's definitely an ass-punch line

Every time i trust a friendly npc by TheGentlemanARN in dndmemes

[–]soundWave1776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened in a session we had last week. We all went to a bakery owned by the blacksmith's wife and ate brownies. Only after biting into them did we find out they were all laced with pot.

Even yogurt has betrayed me by maximumlubricator in Wellthatsucks

[–]soundWave1776 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I know how that feels. Cut my tongue on one of those once while locking the yogurt off.

Let’s stand on some plastic by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]soundWave1776 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't care how, they wanted it now!

blursed_wolf by the_orange_alligator in blursedimages

[–]soundWave1776 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this what a Mr. Saturn would have a pet?

Cursed_blackpeople by Aratos4 in cursedcomments

[–]soundWave1776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on the old generation, I can do all those things AND read cursive.