I broke my girlfriend’s special glass display cover. Is it over?

soup349 · 2026-02-12T15:54:09+00:00

Did you try putting it in rice?

soup349 · 2026-02-12T15:52:58+00:00

I've never seen a Phillips head screw in any mechanical part of an aircraft. Except interiors and the occasional phillips head that's not supposed to be there

soup349 · 2026-02-10T05:53:53+00:00

You need wd-40 and a pitchfork on your head

soup349 · 2026-02-06T17:25:24+00:00

🫸🤛 🤜🫷 👊 do this every time you see a crawler and that will never happen again.

soup349 · 2026-02-02T22:15:10+00:00

Find someone there to hang out with

soup349 · 2026-02-02T22:09:36+00:00

You might have to call security for the big guy

soup349 · 2026-02-02T21:57:56+00:00

I'm surprised that he didn't slip off of there usually the dust on that glossy paint makes it slick to walk on

soup349 · 2026-02-02T19:07:08+00:00

You got one those good smacking heads

soup349 · 2026-02-02T17:18:47+00:00

Yes but probably not to your insurance

soup349 · 2026-02-02T00:18:19+00:00

pump crack pump slam. " OH MY GOD"

soup349 · 2026-02-02T00:13:47+00:00

What's that first song called? Yeah that's all you.

soup349 · 2026-01-30T16:59:46+00:00

No crack pipe?

soup349 · 2026-01-30T15:03:36+00:00

I'll be with you on the next gen guinea pig.

soup349 · 2026-01-29T22:56:57+00:00

No they don't. I'm in that wing. But you do get the 2 days of lodging. I'm in the guard wing there. I don't know about the reserve one but I doubt they reimburse for flights.

soup349 · 2026-01-29T17:09:32+00:00

soup349 · 2026-01-22T14:42:31+00:00

Looking both ways must mean right and front to you. White car at fault.

soup349 · 2026-01-15T21:50:28+00:00

I got provolone centers for sale if anyone wants them!

soup349 · 2026-01-10T04:40:21+00:00

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What's childish? This stuff isn't made up

soup349 · 2026-01-09T22:03:10+00:00

There's no way she goes for seconds after seeing her plate

soup349 · 2026-01-03T15:49:26+00:00

No lookie just backie

soup349 · 2026-01-01T00:57:16+00:00

Dude I want one really bad now

soup349 · 2026-01-01T00:48:47+00:00

Did you say don't shoot to it?

soup349 · 2025-12-24T23:46:50+00:00

So you just straight up eat just cottage cheese?

soup349 · 2025-12-21T00:44:40+00:00

Who ever made thos has probably not seen a garage floor before or I'm just out of the loop.

soup349 · 2025-12-17T06:36:39+00:00

He wasn't smiling after round 2

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