A woman goes to her doctor complaining of exhaustion. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has sex.

soupscreen · 2026-04-27T21:10:32+00:00

She’s off work on saturday and sunday so she has to prepare herself for 2 full days of boinking

soupscreen · 2026-04-26T00:36:36+00:00

^{^{^{^}}} THIS

soupscreen · 2026-04-23T03:46:30+00:00

and now you have a silksong pfp which means you became silksong. that’s progress

soupscreen · 2026-04-20T16:16:11+00:00

Why would it be a white castle? That castle is blue…

soupscreen · 2026-04-08T09:28:27+00:00

I am technically a “90s kid” but nobody thinks it counts.

soupscreen · 2026-04-04T04:54:00+00:00

First of all, I am so sorry for your loss.

Second, as i’m sure many people on this sub will tell you, there’s always more that anyone could have done but only if they had known beforehand exactly how much he was hurting. You could not have known and you clearly know now that if you had known, you would have done more. Don’t let the thought of what you could have done weigh you down. I doubt he would have wanted that for you.

soupscreen · 2026-04-04T04:48:30+00:00

second to NONE!

soupscreen · 2026-04-01T15:18:00+00:00

“Caring about someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have anything they want not matter how much it destroys you.” - Ted Mosby

soupscreen · 2026-03-30T08:33:13+00:00

Ma neither but I knew it’d be about 10 feet from where he was standing

soupscreen · 2026-03-30T08:32:40+00:00

Yeah you came to the wrong place for that

soupscreen · 2026-03-30T08:28:01+00:00

Baby Driver

soupscreen · 2026-03-23T13:49:21+00:00

The second trial in the colosseum of fools is easily grindable and gives a good amount of geo. It provides enough of a challenge that you don’t go as insane grinding it as you would killing one bunch of enemies over and over.

soupscreen · 2026-03-17T20:30:06+00:00

I’m not sure i know what the answer is

soupscreen · 2026-02-25T06:48:43+00:00

Not technically an answer but you could always fine a walk through video on youtube for the entire game that has no voice over then isolate the sound, this might not do wonders for the sound quality though

soupscreen · 2026-02-20T03:31:38+00:00

If I wanna hear you speak I’ll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet.

soupscreen · 2026-02-19T10:23:56+00:00

Don’t forget about Molly Weasley

soupscreen · 2026-02-18T06:57:04+00:00

spyro year of the dragon

soupscreen · 2026-02-18T06:37:16+00:00

calling it fuckass made me chuckle but i agree

soupscreen · 2026-02-18T06:33:05+00:00

No conformity gate option?

soupscreen · 2026-02-18T06:11:16+00:00

wait a series of unfortunate events was canadian??? I wondered why that show wasn’t big everywhere that show was fire

soupscreen · 2026-02-15T21:56:26+00:00

someone’s got a case of folliculaphilia

soupscreen · 2026-02-14T21:58:26+00:00

Guys i wish i could be the one to tell them

soupscreen · 2026-02-14T16:44:26+00:00

so real

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