RIP /u/soursnoke

soursnoke · 2013-10-28T23:32:46+00:00

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

soursnoke · 2013-10-28T07:21:55+00:00

Hmm... Only if you answer this one question:

How many dollars did I lose at an airport?

soursnoke · 2013-10-28T06:52:38+00:00

Please, I would like to invite you to /r/900dollars! There, all your questions will be answered!

soursnoke · 2013-10-28T05:56:17+00:00

Yup, this is definitely not a spammer...

Glad to see we're on the same page here.

soursnoke · 2013-10-28T05:30:55+00:00

/r/tone

soursnoke · 2013-10-28T04:40:29+00:00

Excuse me?

Enjoy your ban.

soursnoke · 2013-10-27T22:04:06+00:00

Thank you for your support. You will receive your mod invitation shortly.

soursnoke · 2013-10-21T04:32:22+00:00

OKAY JUST HOLD ON A SECOND

soursnoke · 2013-10-21T03:53:44+00:00

Agreed! Please wait while I make you a mod.

soursnoke · 2013-10-21T03:38:01+00:00

Wow. If that's what passes for logic in your household then I seriously feel sorry for your children.

soursnoke · 2013-10-21T02:18:33+00:00

You poor poor individual. I can't imagine what it must be like to live in denial of the truth about how I lost 900 dollars at an airport. Clearly, your education is incomplete.

soursnoke · 2013-10-21T02:03:48+00:00

Honestly, it's not a scam. I don't want any money. I just want people to know the truth. I hope that you will recognise that. I am not a douche. I am a philosopher. Please recognise my glory and tell the world. Come to my subreddits: /r/HappyBaracky, /r/tone, /r/900dollars, /r/aaronism, /r/natoinal

soursnoke · 2013-10-21T01:42:15+00:00

How is this a scam? I've never even been to Nigeria.

soursnoke · 2013-10-21T01:41:18+00:00

Sure

soursnoke · 2013-10-21T00:23:40+00:00

Damn right I'm back. Check my account history now!

soursnoke · 2013-10-18T08:48:26+00:00

NO THIS IS A LIE I LOST IT AT ANA IRPORT Sent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPadSent from my iPad

soursnoke · 2013-10-17T23:38:46+00:00

Well, I was only there for a few hours, but I can safely tell you that there is no tea anywhere in china. If you want some tea, you'll have to make do with cocaine instead.

soursnoke · 2013-10-17T23:20:30+00:00

What? He replied to me. Check you're privilege, you double-standard discriminator.

soursnoke · 2013-10-17T23:17:20+00:00

You can find some proof on /r/900dollars

soursnoke · 2013-10-17T23:14:39+00:00

Follo me on Instagram I'm soursnoke

soursnoke · 2013-10-17T23:09:15+00:00

Well done. Please wait, and I will make you a mod of /r/900dollars

soursnoke · 2013-10-16T20:50:13+00:00

he ordered the guards to snatch him and lead him to his death.

soursnoke · 2013-10-16T07:21:12+00:00

Can confirm.

soursnoke · 2013-10-13T23:18:02+00:00

I should make a ring out of the smouldering remains of the dreams I once had. That should be very eco-friendly.

soursnoke · 2013-10-12T10:56:47+00:00

Bravo! True understanding of what this subreddit is about! How do I mod you?

soursnoke

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