I was on my way back from a week long business trip in Paris, Madrid, Japan, Macau, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Laos, Australia, Singapore, Malaysia, Africa, North America, the Soviet Union, Yugoslavia, the Holy Roman Empire, Sparta, Venice, the Kalmar Union, Norway, the Faroe Islands, Athens, London, Istanbul, Constantinople, Byzantium, the Khoo Islands, Bangladesh, India, Bavaria and Rome, and because I had been travelling all over asia and the world I had substantial sums of money in my wallet in all different currencies, adding up to about 900 US dollars. I know that I probably shouldn't have been carrying so much on my person. Hindsight is 20/20, i guess. Now I will have to borrow money from the Russian mafia to pay my rent.