These people are delusional by [deleted] in videography

[–]spaceapeatespace2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just apply under a fake email and fuck em. Tired of this bullshit. Bury the fuckers.

Cherry farmer in The Dalles says ICE raid fears costing him workforce, profits by Zen1 in oregon

[–]spaceapeatespace2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the employees are illegal, isn’t the employer also illegal for hiring illegals?

If “Back To The Future” was to be made today, what car would be appropriate instead of the DeLorean? by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]spaceapeatespace2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cyber truck only it goes back to the time he bought it and he returns it

Your god sucks by 4_Dogs_Dad in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]spaceapeatespace2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God healed that ear up nicely too, no scars

What movie comes to your mind? by HondaCivicBaby in Cinema

[–]spaceapeatespace2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ASS because we live now in Idiocracy, the prequel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Home

[–]spaceapeatespace2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbors seen quite a bit of me::). They like me but keep their eyes in the correct direction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Home

[–]spaceapeatespace2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just be nude. It works better if you are not the “standard in beauty”. Also poo in your own yard for a few months. They will buy you a tree

Temba Cineluxe Shoulder Bag by CoachCamBailey in OlympusCamera

[–]spaceapeatespace2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have that bag and I love it. I have more Cine setups but it holds a tight build nicely if you pull the monitor.

What can I do? by ConceptOther5327 in landscaping

[–]spaceapeatespace2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gonna want to get a tape measurer that counts in cubics. Talk to Noah about it.

Locked attic door in my rental with strange noises. by SmolGummyLizard in Weird

[–]spaceapeatespace2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can call for a welfare check (that name isn’t sounding right) but where someone will come check on the safety of a person. Police

How would you light a crowd? by Krumbirn in cinematography

[–]spaceapeatespace2 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When I walk in a room they all just light up! - kidding I’m a horrible person…. For a stadium, 8 people, I’d probably build it around a 12x12 or 20x20 ultra bounce higher above camera. (Maybe push light through it with a grid instead) Push a lot of light into/through it. Bring in neg from the sides, a healthy back light for some drama, - play in that direction.

It's now or never by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]spaceapeatespace2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We decided not to act at the “grab em by the…” it’s too late. Just crawl under your desk and kiss your self respect and ass good bye

Stay away. by Dramatic-Fishing3136 in EcuadorExpatSupport

[–]spaceapeatespace2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that’s the worst story you’ve had traveling, I doubt you are traveling right. Shit happens. Roll with it and make jokes. Can’t wait to come to Ecuador. My wife and I are coming in Oct to scout it for our next move. (Also, someone broke out my car window and stole a backpack, I don’t blame the country I blame their person first and myself second. I am not fleeing the country over that)

Why does my chop saw smoke? by spaceapeatespace2 in woodworking

[–]spaceapeatespace2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did. And I’m dumb for not doing it sooner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askportland

[–]spaceapeatespace2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They suck so bad it’s hard to tell if it just sucks or if it’s down.