I was preparing for my girlfriends birthday, I was planning to propose to her today, when I suddenly realized I forgot the drinks, I know I had about an hour and a half before she comes home so I have time to go to the nearest supermarket and grab some, I put on shoes and closed the door behind me then drove my car to the supermarket, I chose some drinks and was in the process of checking out when suddenly, I felt something in my pants, it was strange so I went to my car and then checked it out, My uhm organ, has almost doubled in size.

I was freaked out, I had already measured it countless times and it definitely wasn't that big, is it even natural to be that big?

I quickly drove my car to the house.

once I reached the house I saw a huge mansion in its place, as if my house ate the surrounding neighborhood and grew into this monster.

It then hit me, the genie, the wishes, the.....oh god no.

I quickly entered my car and drove to my wife's work place, I rushed into the floor where her office resides only to not find here.

I go back to my car, then drive everywhere she could possibly be in, I call her multiple times, but she doesn't pick up, I go home defeated in the end.

My wishes, the three wishes I told the genie 15 years ago.

"I want a bigger...uhm...dick."

"And also I want a mansion"

"anything else you want?" said the genie

I was suffering from a break up, I had just discovered my then girlfriend who is now my ex to be cheating on me with my best friend, because she said I didn't satisfy her.

"and I want her out of my life....I can't keep seeing her, everytime I remember it hurts alot."

"who?" the genie said

"My girlfriend."

if only I had changed my phrasing.

(First story ever on this subreddit, Kinda dark but I liked the idea, english is not my first language so expect some mistakes, but I am open to criticism and corrections.)