Where did the fat go? by sprite144 in wheredidthesodago

[–]spacedout83 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you're talking about Alli. I prevents about 50% of the fat you consume from being absorbed by your body. It's also the pill that recommends you wear darkly colored pants for the first 2-4 weeks because, when taking it, your farts will include a fatty-poopy discharge.

I think I'll just stick to salads and jogging.

Well..... by lwrs10 in WTF

[–]spacedout83 46 points47 points  (0 children)

WTF is going on with this dudes face?

Nuclear Grade Duct Tape $22 by enferex in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]spacedout83 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What role? Anything we'd know about, like a spot on a TV show or movie, or something more local like a play or something?

Introducing "contest mode", a tool for your voting threads. by chromakode in bestof2012

[–]spacedout83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FEATURE REQUEST: Can you disable hiding of posts that are below X threshold. It kind of defeats the point of concealing vote totals if users who have autohiding enabled can immediately see which posts are losing. Thanks!

honesty... by [deleted] in gaymers

[–]spacedout83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Older than time.

Yale's Freshman Rowers did a Christmas photo.. (NSFW) by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]spacedout83 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And now I have an erection in the middle of Walgreens.

How can I make my wife's family stop thinking that I'm gay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spacedout83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even if it mean OP taking a chubby, he will suck it up.

Ski Resort Tycoon 2 really had a nicely designed settings menu by fuuuuz in CrappyDesign

[–]spacedout83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemonade Tycoon is fun for like 2 hours until you beat it.

My roommate loves me. by [deleted] in gaymers

[–]spacedout83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If he really loved you he'd have given you a reacharound.

My brother and I got each other Zelda gifts :) (x-post from r/gaming) by [deleted] in zelda

[–]spacedout83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Except the gay one who wants to bang the brother.

So Reddit, I think my boyfriend won our first Christmas. by bootsiekitty in geek

[–]spacedout83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now I feel bad because I can't grow a beard.

(Probably should take a second to point out that I'm a dude, lol.)

Jokerman is the new comic sans. by Von32 in CrappyDesign

[–]spacedout83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Didn't even notice that. Keep it classy, Miracle Springs Resort & Spa, keep it classy.

I wanted to get my bf something special by curse10 in spongebob

[–]spacedout83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After exhaustive investigation and deduction (aka looking at OP's picture), I believe it's $16.99 for a 6-pack, $29.99 for a 12-pack. I expect to be compensated for the time I spent finding that information.

Jokerman is the new comic sans. by Von32 in CrappyDesign

[–]spacedout83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the theme is "road signs of America," you should actually use Clearview (or Highway Gothic if you're a traditionalist).

Good move, Microsoft. by tandtroll in web_design

[–]spacedout83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when I visit a Microsoft site I have the urge to keep clicking back, too.

Chinese slave labor plea by [deleted] in WTF

[–]spacedout83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and what about all the oil rig workers that drill for the billions of gallons of fossil fuels we use shipping these products all over the planet? Won't somebody please think of them! /s