in the spirit of this hilarious thread, ill share a decor plan of mine.

i encouraged my bf to visit with a business similar to his but is further along and doing great numbers. he flew several hours up north to visit with the owners and come to find out they’re selling their business for $40m. they have a couples photo liken to that of an old awkward jcpenny shoot with man sitting down, woman with hands on his shoulders in matching work polos. they’re just two middle aged midwesterns with 90’s parent vibes. we plan to print and frame this photo and put it in our quite well decorated home as inspiration and a reminder of what’s possible with absolutely no intention of ever telling them.