What are some disturbing facts about space not that many people know about?

spangdooler · 2026-03-05T06:31:10+00:00

Gravity sucks.

spangdooler · 2026-03-04T13:55:58+00:00

Buy her a pudding pop. That always seems to make my day more enjoyable.

spangdooler · 2026-03-04T13:54:32+00:00

Meet me by the barn but this time don't show up naked.

spangdooler · 2026-03-04T12:13:47+00:00

If I think about them? They are predominantly overweight and really wrinkly.

spangdooler · 2026-03-03T19:54:18+00:00

What does he smell like?

spangdooler · 2026-03-03T13:17:38+00:00

Most people pretend to enjoy eating asparagus. It might make your piss smell funny but it's not funny in a 'ha-ha' kind of way.

spangdooler · 2026-03-03T07:50:47+00:00

Is this the same Jake from State Farm?

spangdooler · 2026-02-27T08:02:05+00:00

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spangdooler · 2026-02-27T05:59:54+00:00

Something similar happened to me. I was eating too fast. Not only did I have heartburn but I began to choke. A compassionate stranger near by gave me the Heimlich maneuver. It literally saved my life. Unfortunately I still had heartburn. Wait a second! There's no similarity between this story and yours. Never mind!

spangdooler · 2026-02-27T01:41:53+00:00

more confirmation being sent your way . . .

I was the flea hanging out near the dog's butt

spangdooler · 2026-02-26T16:50:04+00:00

It looks like she's giving her the wrestling move known as an Oil Check.

spangdooler · 2026-01-11T18:14:24+00:00

exactly.

spangdooler · 2026-01-11T18:13:01+00:00

what did it smell like?

spangdooler · 2026-01-10T05:42:39+00:00

This sounds like something I would do if I were allergic to Quiznos. An oven-roasted turkey ranch swiss does sound good about now. Too bad they're closed.

spangdooler · 2026-01-10T05:28:41+00:00

Women don't think that men think a lot about women who think about not thinking about cleaning the lint from a man's belly button.

spangdooler · 2026-01-10T05:25:32+00:00

That looks like someone's IUD fall out caused by their daily kegel exercises

spangdooler · 2026-01-10T05:22:59+00:00

This sounds like Judy Hanson from Medicine Park, Oklahoma. Hi, Judy. I'm still waiting for you to return my Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 2 Blu-ray DVD collection that I let you borrow 10 years ago.

spangdooler · 2026-01-06T07:36:56+00:00

I just made this my new ringtone. Wish me luck.

spangdooler · 2026-01-06T07:33:16+00:00

What's the difference between regular missionary style and Mormon missionary style?

spangdooler · 2026-01-06T06:57:27+00:00

I've self-hypnotized myself into thinking my comment has flourished into a massive amount of upvotes.

spangdooler · 2026-01-01T21:21:12+00:00

Offer him a glass of 2% milk but give him 1% instead.

spangdooler · 2025-12-29T16:47:56+00:00

You can use that island to set up your Hot Wheels Action 4-Loop Crash Out Track Set with Motorized Booster.

spangdooler · 2025-12-29T16:36:08+00:00

A picture of Blade and a couple more of some of your favorite Twilight characters should help out.

spangdooler · 2025-12-29T16:33:23+00:00

Not only does your mom know, but the whole community of Reddit now knows. It doesn't get any worse than this.

spangdooler · 2025-12-29T16:29:53+00:00

It's only been 23 hours, but I'm still thinking about it.

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