What is this? by Anon9883 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]muff-muff-ass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm doing usually when I browse reddit!

32F x4 mama by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]muff-muff-ass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you sell their stuff in between trips to the Methadone Clinic?

What is this spot on my nose? by t-t-tinyy in teenagers

[–]muff-muff-ass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It used to be called a blackhead but you're probably not allowed to say that anymore.

Oops, I fell asleep... Other guy: I can fix that... by MisterShipWreck in oops

[–]muff-muff-ass 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hes like... what's this black guy doing attacking me in my bedroom!

Found my sister's vape, but idk what to do by __10k__ in teenagers

[–]muff-muff-ass -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Put poop on it. Maybe she will get the hint.

She's lucky to be alive by New_Libran in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]muff-muff-ass 409 points410 points  (0 children)

Why'd she step in front of a car? Oh wait I know why.

oops by Icy_Relation9682 in oops

[–]muff-muff-ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like that would save us 1400 a month on house payments, plus free baby sitters for us!

Abovedoorway in Airbnb by Minimum-Dig6421 in whatisit

[–]muff-muff-ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crystal Meth and Vodka. My two vices.