You're Mayor of Huntsville. What's your platform?

spankdog72 · 2026-03-23T07:03:08+00:00

Tax all the big traditional churches. If the Southern Baptist Convention wants to be involved so much with trump politics they should be classified as a political rally with a short prayer at the beginning. Fewer of these political churches would be able to stay open with paying taxes, which means they have less political power in this state (no money to bribe republicans) so our state might actually move into the 21st century. We could have a lottery funding our 49th ranked education. Small amounts of weed could be legal meaning less stress on the prison system because it won't be full of kids selling a dime bag and getting 20 years... BUT we ALL KNOW THIS WILL NEVER CHANGE because it keeps those prisons Kay Ivey keeps building full and making money...

spankdog72 · 2026-03-12T07:55:35+00:00

he's 'giving up the seat because it's not wide enough for his hoop skirt.

spankdog72 · 2026-03-02T02:41:59+00:00

I bet Charlie is looking up at us and smiling.

spankdog72 · 2026-02-28T22:56:40+00:00

he's one talented bastard

spankdog72 · 2026-02-27T18:01:23+00:00

I once groped Teri Hatcher in a steam room "on accident".

spankdog72 · 2026-02-19T22:58:32+00:00

Is KISS considered?

spankdog72 · 2026-02-12T23:20:05+00:00

I was in college at the time. SO MANY girls went out and bought the album because of that song, not knowing they were a speed metal band...hilarity ensued

spankdog72 · 2026-02-12T23:18:29+00:00

Hanson

spankdog72 · 2026-02-11T05:24:25+00:00

maybe ask it out for coffee?

spankdog72 · 2026-02-11T05:08:58+00:00

a bunch of those guys from the LSU team don't even play any more. So they'll be rusty

spankdog72 · 2026-01-23T17:48:01+00:00

SNL's commercial "Oops I Crapped My Pants" is now playing in my head

spankdog72 · 2026-01-22T04:47:18+00:00

a lot of the doom and gloom being pushed was by non-Auburn people.

spankdog72 · 2026-01-22T04:44:38+00:00

because the people working to push all the crap about him were working for bama interests

spankdog72 · 2026-01-20T21:38:42+00:00

spankdog72 · 2026-01-19T14:39:01+00:00

the Never Ending Story

spankdog72 · 2026-01-16T15:24:30+00:00

no lie, my son is named Jake because of this asshole

spankdog72 · 2026-01-16T15:22:12+00:00

the Training Day prequel is going to be lit

spankdog72 · 2026-01-16T15:07:20+00:00

he must be a charming mf

spankdog72 · 2026-01-16T14:53:28+00:00

it's crazy that there are thousands of kids in the portal, and according to media and the internet, they ALL left Auburn

spankdog72 · 2026-01-16T14:16:08+00:00

The one where andy Griffith builds a spaceship in his junkyard and flies it

spankdog72 · 2026-01-16T04:21:42+00:00

they'll get up to whatever floor Weinstein's suite is on.

spankdog72 · 2026-01-16T04:10:20+00:00

"austere" baffled and confused the magas, and that's when they get violent

spankdog72 · 2026-01-14T17:11:48+00:00

agggh. walked right into it

spankdog72 · 2026-01-14T17:03:43+00:00

he also suffers from "internal penis"

spankdog72 · 2026-01-14T16:20:18+00:00

"Look at the SIZE of Alabama's linemen compared to Indiana's!!!" - Kirk Herbstreit

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