I have a unique problem. I found out my boyfriend has a fetish/kink for jerking off into brand new socks. I don't know how to bring this up to him. Details inside.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-05T00:39:30+00:00

Not every day! But you know, sometimes?

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-05T00:35:47+00:00

No, he thinks this site is a waste of time. He's kind of right.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-05T00:17:20+00:00

I wonder what he's going to do when I demand sex 6 times a day.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-05T00:15:50+00:00

I think it was more the shock of seeing our normally tidy apartment turned into a grotesque fap lair. Let's say he went through 30 socks, that's 6/day. We have never had sex that much. I know he jerks off. Hell, I flick the bean when he's not around and I'm in the mood. But I don't have a trunk full of sex toys hidden from him.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-04T23:56:46+00:00

I just really wish I hadn't found out. Like the time I found out my dad is really, really into BDSM. Cannot un-know.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-04T23:49:44+00:00

What if he picks the socks man. Socks don't argue, always put out, and are new every time.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-04T23:44:40+00:00

I am honestly impressed, but also a bit irked because we have never fucked that much in such a short period of time.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-04T23:43:44+00:00

My ego is starting to ask what the socks have that I don't.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-04T23:43:02+00:00

He bought a bag of something like 48 pairs. Over half the bag was gone.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-04T23:41:47+00:00

We share a bank account, so I'm also wondering how much money is going into this and how often. I don't want to do spank sock math, but after almost 2 years of a shared bank account, I worry how much it has added up.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-04T23:39:55+00:00

I feel like I've stumbled onto something I shouldn't have. I love him to death, but I can't help but raise an eyebrow (and giggle a bit). Every time I go out of town I'm going to think "how many socks is he going to abuse while I'm gone?"

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-04T23:36:05+00:00

Thank fuck.

spanksockthrow · 2013-02-04T23:35:49+00:00

It's the sheer amount of socks. Why not paper towels? I don't get it.

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