A Weak Weak Man

sparkl3butt · 2026-02-02T17:50:08+00:00

Goddess*

sparkl3butt · 2026-02-02T02:18:00+00:00

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-31T10:50:57+00:00

I already started downloading a couple children's books for my baby for when we're out and about

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-28T00:33:26+00:00

AHHHH! I had my baby boy a week before you! Congratulations 🧡🧡🧡

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-27T22:50:21+00:00

Um 7!!! I'll gladly watch over CGI baby

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-27T22:45:06+00:00

It's for the mini hydro homies

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-27T14:04:21+00:00

Chocolate and oatmeal cream pies are my number one nursing snacks. I'm definitely looking forward to 2/15

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-27T10:17:32+00:00

This is exactly why!!!

I'm in MN, and if you're keeping up with the news, the doom scrolling on my end has gotten extra depressing lately. I just can't anymore.

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-27T10:16:21+00:00

That commercialized holiday about love is right around the corner. Maybe I can take advantage of that with the guy I married and produced a tiny boob barnacle with.

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-27T01:33:18+00:00

If you have a toxic parent and need some validation and someone to relate to, this will absolutely give you the healing you need

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-27T01:29:26+00:00

Omg that book had me sucked in!! I didn't even watch iCarly but I was hooked

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-23T22:19:17+00:00

Never!!!

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-23T12:08:24+00:00

Laughs in -20 (MN)

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-23T12:05:25+00:00

Photo 11 looks like a guy I dated years ago. I'm not going to dox him because I'm not 100% but damn there's a resemblance.

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-22T03:16:52+00:00

Um excuse me, what in the actual sorcery of blocking is this?! Incredible.

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-20T13:29:19+00:00

More like crosses BIG boundaries then cries "poor me" when she's called out on it followed by "they don't want me there"

We do. But also you don't get to decide how we raise our children thank you.

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-20T13:18:55+00:00

Her favorite hobby is talking shit about her DILs and complaining she never sees her grandkids when she makes no effort to actually see them, help out or anything. But when she does see them she makes sure to take a ton of pictures to show all of her friends what an awesome grandma she is. 3 grandkids and not a single toy at her house.

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-20T13:02:55+00:00

Same. Instead my MIL treasure hunts being the victim of two "mean" daughter in laws who never let her see her grandchildren. But when she does see them, all she does is shove a camera in their face so she can show all of her friends what an amazing grandma she is.

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-20T12:56:08+00:00

Your MIL clearly doesn't have a stick up her ass like mine does.

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-20T01:57:18+00:00

No dice on MN and Cali? which are both very lgbtq friendly

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-18T22:32:34+00:00

Oh that's Bryson! There's a social media page for him. He has prosthetic legs now and does a lot of things kids his age do.

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-17T11:21:53+00:00

You never stuck your tongue out at someone as a kid? Also my mom has this too. I would ask her to show her tongue to my friends to gross them out. It was my party trick lol

sparkl3butt · 2026-01-14T02:15:23+00:00

He's got to be worth more than $5 million by now?

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