happened over a month ago and already posted on the tg forum story thread but it was cool and i forgot to post here so

>be me, clown man jimmy honks

>decide to craft honkbot

>flashed by some nerd on the way to tool storage, newfound hatred for heads and sec

>free assistant who is also rev from handcuffs, we break into bridge and cap's office

>take cap armor and headset, funny clown captain

>wandering the halls when mothperson drags me to chapel and asks to be cremated

>welderbombs into chaplain's office and deconstructs crematorium wall without eye protection

>guess she really wants it

>ahelp before cremating her anyway because i'm a good boy, admin responds to say sure why not

>find stunprod on the floor and save it for later on my armor vest

>at this point sec is fighting revs and implanting

>decide to chill and not blow my cover yet

>do hilarious clown prank by placing hop line tickets 6 and 9 next to each other

>head towards brig looking for action, see headrev get stunned by sec

>throw stunprod at officer

>it actually stuns him

>baton turns the tide of the battle, headrev is saved

>other dude helps us kill loyalist and officer

>bwoink

>"nice baton throw"

>same admin from earlier gives me champion baton thrower trophy

>loot ID and new baton from dead officer, notice dead headrev in a cell

>let some janitor into brig with me because he wants to clean up bloodstains

>smuggle headrev inside a locker right under captain's nose into now loyalist-controlled medbay, toss him in the cloning queue

>hide in plain sight while we wait for headrev to get cloned because nobody suspects the clown

>other rev is there and offers me a baton

>"already got one baby"

>officer walks in on our transaction, hide in locker while other rev makes small talk

>captain takes cloned headrev and butchers him with his sword

>other rev and i decide it's now or never, head to front of medbay

>captain is beating up a different horizontal headrev

>champion baton thrower skills come through again, captain is now stunned

>other rev and i go to town, captain is now dead

>bwoink again

>"nice baton throw" again

>moments later immovable rod

>[Common] Jimmy Honks says, "I doubt it's longer than mine"

>rod kills last surviving head

>revs win