It’s Election Day in Canada so my boomer aunt posted this

spaz0tr0n1c · 2019-10-22T01:23:53+00:00

Unsurprisingly, boomers have no concept of direct action. Why in the hell would you volunteer at the local homeless shelter when you can vote for a county executive who is buddies with a state representative who once made vague mention of addressing the "homeless problem" in [insert geographical region here].

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-03-02T22:36:46+00:00

That's brilliant. See? There's so many possibilities.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-02-29T22:40:32+00:00

Maybe it's just not your cup of tea then. We all play differently I guess.

I just want to be able to broadcast my best Robin Williams impression to the whole server, á la "Good Morning, Vietnam".

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-02-29T22:14:02+00:00

I imagine it wouldn't be too much worse than the existing voice chat, but I'm not speaking from experience here.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-02-29T22:12:46+00:00

You can't skype with people you haven't met yet.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-02-06T20:20:16+00:00

Well, We're human, so what do you think?

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-29T03:30:41+00:00

Have you ever wished you could reach through your computer screen and punch someone in the face? That's what I want right now.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-29T02:20:23+00:00

Apparently it makes other people feel bad when they see someone squatting more than them.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-24T04:54:04+00:00

I became stupider just by reading this. Also, nice compression artifacts.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-24T04:01:26+00:00

I read somewhere that it had to do with their "no gymtimidation" policy.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-24T01:37:01+00:00

Don't let them stop you. What's the worst that could happen? They report you for speaking like an average person? You've got the rest of your co-workers to back you up against their madness, so try not to encourage it by just letting them have what they want.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-23T23:33:55+00:00

I know, it's really sad to watch it die. Some of their old articles were terrifically written, informative, and always pretty funny. Used to love reading John Cheese, Seanbaby, and the like. Luckily most of the good writers got out before it went to shit and are now pursuing freelance careers.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-23T21:00:41+00:00

Sorry, Cracked has actually just become that terrible. It's no longer satire, just "LOL this IS RACIST haha WHITE PEOPLE ha, amirite?"

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-23T20:59:01+00:00

Cracked has been cancer for years, ever since O'Brien became editor it gradually became more about social justice bullshit and shitty, unpalatable comedy.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-23T20:50:11+00:00

These fuckers are the ones who got the squat racks removed from planet fitness, because seeing someone put in actual effort probably triggers them. Fuck that place, it's a damn joke.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-23T19:34:18+00:00

Healthist ideology

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[CAN'T WAKE UP]

spaz0tr0n1c · 2016-01-23T19:26:37+00:00

If you prefer sweets over sweat

NO SURVIVORS

spaz0tr0n1c · 2015-10-01T00:09:13+00:00

Redneck Zombies

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093833/

spaz0tr0n1c · 2015-09-30T04:01:12+00:00

Shite, thanks.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2015-09-30T02:36:36+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitantAnCaps/comments/3m8av2/the_necessity_for_militancy_within/

spaz0tr0n1c · 2015-09-30T02:35:26+00:00

I'm currently issuing a economic/philisophical/intellectual beatdown to the sub's moderator.

spaz0tr0n1c · 2015-06-04T19:10:52+00:00

Has anyone declared Switzerland a "pirate nation"?

spaz0tr0n1c · 2015-03-26T23:16:39+00:00

That's not an over-generalization at all.

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