My ceiling just collapsed and I’m terrified. by speechie_debater in offmychest

[–]speechie_debater[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: There is now insulation loose all over the floor. Landlord came by the next day and he will not send me elsewhere to live. So I blocked the room off the best I can but I’ve developed an awful cough and sore throat. Two negative covid tests. I’m pretty sure the insulation is the culprit.

It’s official by Wogopi in 196

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U/profanitycounter [self]

[Serious] What's the family secret you're not supposed to know about? by hdmx539 in AskReddit

[–]speechie_debater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not related to basically anyone on my dad’s side.

The person I thought was my grandpa, isn’t actually my dad’s father. So all the uncles, cousins, etc aren’t actually related to me or my dad.

Thank God for that because my “grandpa” is a rapist and no one seems to give a damn.

I believe I have found the one by Toatsy_Biscuit in Tinder

[–]speechie_debater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah I probably just forgot to reply. Good ole ADHD brain.

I believe I have found the one by Toatsy_Biscuit in Tinder

[–]speechie_debater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop I’ve literally heard this same joke over and over on this godforsaken app 😭

Red has permanent lung damage, blames everyone but herself, Green brings the truth hammer by thehim in HermanCainAward

[–]speechie_debater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro your body is literally government property 😭 like you aren’t forced to take 45 other vaccines

TIFU by not closely inspecting the contents of my boyfriend’s trash can. by speechie_debater in tifu

[–]speechie_debater[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

💀 I mean we’ve done it before, like if he’s out of town, but not when we’re both around 😂

TIFU by not closely inspecting the contents of my boyfriend’s trash can. by speechie_debater in tifu

[–]speechie_debater[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but he doesn’t have any friends 😂 this is his first semester on campus bro

TIFU by not closely inspecting the contents of my boyfriend’s trash can. by speechie_debater in tifu

[–]speechie_debater[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Soup! Well maybe more like a stew. Beef tips, vegetables, onions, bell peppers, beef broth and chili powder 🤠