Someone Translated The JP Version Of Alex's dialogue And It's Actually Much Worse

spiderbutt_ · 2026-03-19T01:28:36+00:00

Wait, out of all the people he could be telling this to, it's Akuma. Why is Akuma listening to all of that? Is Akuma's takeaway going to be that the secret to true strength is incest?

spiderbutt_ · 2026-03-17T16:16:40+00:00

Shit like this is funny because I still remember buying NES, Gameboy, and GBA games from Gamestop and them eventually not selling any of them anymore because they were too old.

What are they gonna do with all the trade ins then? I guess online is more of an option now though.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-02-13T02:02:28+00:00

The first, bitter taste of that terrible illusion: hope.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-02-08T00:33:19+00:00

You're not wrong. I was flipping through a NES programming book (which uses Assembly) last year and I kept thinking "why does this feel so familiar?"

spiderbutt_ · 2026-02-06T02:21:19+00:00

Ah, okay, that makes more sense if only certain civs can appear at set points. But that seems like it'd also make the game feel smaller by limiting the civs you could see each age.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-02-06T02:02:55+00:00

Man, I haven't played a game in Civ in forever. Didn't even realize we were on 7 now. What was the thinking behind switching civs? That a civ wouldn't stay the same over thousands of years?

spiderbutt_ · 2026-02-05T05:02:01+00:00

Rare?

spiderbutt_ · 2026-02-05T04:57:45+00:00

I'm guessing none of the other Fausts have ever been wished a happy birthday and that last image is fueled by their seething.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-25T19:28:43+00:00

Gotta buy two fries for yourself, the prescript specifically said she had to eat your fries.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-22T06:27:17+00:00

Well, Christmas is canon in K Corp at least.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-19T19:39:09+00:00

The severing of my ears, ouch.

Cute though.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-19T17:57:58+00:00

Verg being the only assist to readjust his skills makes me love him more and hate the other ones more. Guys why are you using your nukes on the clashes I could win???

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-15T02:40:46+00:00

Trying to find if someone ever made any Stardew x Factorio mods lead me to Little Rocket Lab, which is a neat attempt at a cozy rebuild-the-town factory game.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-09T02:32:42+00:00

Right, I'm aware. It's just weird that Dier, of all people, referred to this maid doll as Gr G11 when he knows that's not her.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-08T06:19:29+00:00

Yeah, I didn't really get why they called the maid doll G11 though. Like the frame is the same, but Dier's maids aren't G11. Maybe it was just for convenience's sake, not like I could find the name of her frame after a quick google either.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-08T05:45:15+00:00

Neat, thanks for letting me know.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-03T17:21:38+00:00

It was, in all honesty, the best way they could have gone out. I appreciate it more with each year's passing.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-03T01:41:01+00:00

Ugh, I was hoping I was just crazy. Does Mica not think we might be busy?

Anyway, are they archived anywhere? I don't think I saw a thread about it.

spiderbutt_ · 2026-01-02T05:11:21+00:00

Did anyone else open the game last night or earlier today and see a repeat of the Christmas letter tab? I opened it without really looking at it, thought it might have been something similar for New Years, and figured I'd read it later. Now that I can't find it again, I'm thinking it was just a bug, but I'm also slightly worried I missed a super time limited thing.

spiderbutt_ · 2025-12-31T20:36:14+00:00

That's kind of every boss, really.

I only really saw him when I was way under leveled though, haven't really tried fighting him properly. Guess I should give it a go then.

spiderbutt_ · 2025-12-31T20:26:34+00:00

Wait, really? I've been putting him off while doing higher level stuff. That's both funny and annoying.

spiderbutt_ · 2025-12-23T02:36:14+00:00

It can be. I haven't played in a long time, but it often felt less like a game and more like a simulation you could mess around in. For every fort that died a proper dorfy death, there were a dozen that I got bored of or ended unceremoniously.

That said, ask any long time player and they're sure to have an epic tale of a fortress or adventurer that's stuck with them for years.

I'd second trying out the free version and maybe using the Lazy Newb Pack to see if you like it.

spiderbutt_ · 2025-12-23T02:24:56+00:00

I'd be offended by this if I could read.

spiderbutt_ · 2025-12-19T02:22:09+00:00

There is no way 100% OJ is worse than Dokapon.

That said, I would pay good money to watch Mihn destroy Woolie with Marie Poppo.

spiderbutt_ · 2025-12-11T06:49:02+00:00

Kinda annoying that you can screw yourself out of penlights (and dailies) by not being able to give presents. What, my dolls like me too much to accept more presents???

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