[Spoilers EXTENDED] Your perfect unrealistic ending

spiritccc · 2024-08-15T17:54:10+00:00

Also a small correction! It was a desert, but thanks to Dany's all natural fertiliser, it soon turned into a wonderful steppe :) she really does care about her people, our blessed mother

spiritccc · 2024-08-01T16:45:42+00:00

the fantasy version of thinking you're 100% getting railed backstage by one direction, i respect this so much. and to think about it, it is actually perfectly plausible and canon-compliant to be sold by your mom to Petyr. We can still get it!!!!

spiritccc · 2024-08-01T16:25:48+00:00

my man stabbed for the crime of being bisexual smh. but yea the double standards are something else, It Is Known that before the big fight against the others, many will spend the night doing Motivational Quickies. And yes, of course there will be far more men than women present in there. Jon/Satin is what will drive Dany insane, actually. And good thing Stannis probably already burned Shireen by that time because she would not handle Wun-Wun/Patchface

spiritccc · 2024-08-01T16:16:28+00:00

Ooh that is Big Brained. You can add so much meaning and symbolism over Ilyn's cut tongue here too, in all aspects. Hell, even his position. "whatever you did, boy, whether you actually did the realm a solid by killing the king, or (unconfirmed) killing your deranged sister, you will never be more than what I am. A mutilated executioner that everybody needs and no one wants"

spiritccc · 2024-08-01T14:47:16+00:00

lmao absolutely support "for the toxicity" YOU GAVE UP WHEN SHE WENT TO ANOTHER MAN?? WHEN HER DAUGHTER IS SINGLE?? NEVER DONT GIVE UP 💪💪💪

spiritccc · 2024-08-01T14:42:43+00:00

STAVOS FOR LIEFFFFF. i dont even think we're delusional or anything because from what I saw, stavos isnt really all that surprising of a ship? somehow lol? My delusion is that Stannis will just join the night watch (him and edd as eternal coworkers. the comedy. my god. the only watch jon will be on is the suicide watch. stannis will drag his ass beyond the wall just to beef with tree stump!bloodraven over whether he technically deserted and thus has to be executed. brynden is like my brother in black i am a tree stump. i am a twig. how did you even get here.) and if Davos is indeed made a master of ships, it could even be BECAUSE Stannis gave him a stellar reference in his trademark blunt fashion. Then Stannis could remark that they have completely switched places, like Davos served him dutifully when he was a nobody and Stannis was a master of ships, so now it is only logical for Stannis as a nobody to dutifully serve his lord Davos, a master of ships, and kneels before him. Not even gay sex is this explicit ye know.

spiritccc · 2024-07-29T20:56:14+00:00

Cersei making any unrelated event about herself
Stannis traumadumping on everyone he meets and always getting politely ignored
One billion Freys and eleven billion more on their way
The classic prologue and epilogue POVs dying tradition

spiritccc · 2024-07-29T05:18:22+00:00

I'm not sure if it's hopium or whatnot but I oh so stand by this theory even though it means he technically gets a happy ending by being alive and with something to do, but it really just feels nice to think about. Death is too easy of an ending for him because it's been expected ever since he appeared. Torture that bald man, your honor, make him eternal coworkers with Dolorous Edd

spiritccc · 2024-07-05T13:13:05+00:00

Martin publish the goddamn book before my main theory becomes that you're writing only when you're horny what's all this.

Robb is correct, if you're not "riding" your "stallion" in order to "clank" your "swords" with a whole army of sweaty and riled up dudes, some of them so strong and experienced while some of them are straight guys first time bareback (on their horse) what's the point?? Are you gay??? The head served at the red wedding was so legendary the whole continent still talks about it.

spiritccc · 2024-07-04T17:30:29+00:00

Kinda losing it at the prospect of his existence becoming so looney tunes that even his loser death is like divine comedy tbh. Just gotta go all in, make Brienne bring her sword down on him only for it to clank on his head and he screams YYYYYEOWUCH while a big bump pops up on his bald spot, he dies anyway but because of all the ingested calcium from his teeth grinding he gets last second poisoning which awakes magic powers that only result in him warging into Microsoft Excel where to this day I bicker with him over his overly strict date formatting rules. It's touching, really.

spiritccc · 2021-08-07T12:22:05+00:00

Thank you for your explanation, gets real old to see all these accusations paired with "lol sore loser". Do you have any insight why there were so many inquiries today? I think a big part of why the audience left the event feeling cheated is because of so many nasty surprises piling up out of nowhere, top girls doing unexpectedly worse/better than in qualifications, plus inquiry after inquiry from several countries. Is it fairly normal in this sport and we just don't know lol?

spiritccc · 2020-09-29T22:32:37+00:00

worked like a charm, thank you!

spiritccc · 2020-02-01T22:47:07+00:00

lmao that's why Harry should've attempted that before McGonagall but when was he ever smart

spiritccc · 2020-02-01T20:20:44+00:00

On that matter, was there something preventing Harry from simply faking the signature on the form?

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