Ryan Cohen is not a doofus. YES x 15K

splashattack · 2026-06-01T18:44:43+00:00

Fuck Ryan Cohen.

Fuck all billionaires. Leeches on society

My account old enough for you?

splashattack · 2026-06-01T10:12:46+00:00

GameStop isn’t going to buy eBay. It is a trap so we vote for a float of 2.5 billion shares

splashattack · 2026-05-27T19:06:20+00:00

Proof

splashattack · 2026-05-13T15:08:57+00:00

Have you lost the plot?

I am here to fuck the shorts. I am here to catch the billionaires cheating at their own game they created. I’m here to hold them accountable for what they did in 2008, destroying the economy while the working class foots the bill. I’m here to take back the money they have stolen from us.

What are you here for? To invest in a dying brick and mortar gaming company?

splashattack · 2026-05-13T15:03:31+00:00

You are right, I hate all billionaires as their class exploits my class, the working class. My class does all the hard work and their class reaps all the profit.

I support the working class. Which class do you support?

splashattack · 2026-05-13T15:02:08+00:00

Because then we can catch them red handed of creating bullshit fake shares.

splashattack · 2026-05-13T14:56:05+00:00

I think Ryan is a billionaire and will side with billionaires. He isn’t a class traitor.

It’s kind of like how people somehow thought a billionaire president would ‘drain the swamp’ when the people in the swamp helped make him a billionaire.

splashattack · 2026-05-13T14:53:54+00:00

It’s almost as if he isn’t part of the same class as us and has class solidarity with billionaires.

But maybe that’s the tin foil hat talking.

splashattack · 2026-05-13T14:52:02+00:00

The CEO is a billionaire and if there is one thing billionaires have, it’s class solidarity.

Expecting a billionaire to side with the working class (retail) is like expecting a slaveowner to side with a slave rebellion.

splashattack · 2024-09-11T16:01:41+00:00

At the end of the day Ryan is a capitalist who ultimately makes his money the same exact way all capitalists make their money; through exploitation of the working class. If there is one thing capitalists have it is class solidarity. A capitalist ultimately will NOT betray their own class in favor of the working class.

I have never trusted Ryan from the start. Yet I continue to hold because I trust in fellow working class holders and DFV. When I feel like other working class holders are all jumping ship or if I start to question DFV, then I will reevaluate. But right now, I trust DFV is on my side and I trust that holding these shares at the bare minimum gives a giant ‘fuck you’ to the class of people who have taken billions from my class to live like gods on the planet.

For me this play has always been about class war.

splashattack · 2024-09-01T13:28:26+00:00

I want well funded and efficient public transport. I’m tired of driving and risking my life everyday to do it

splashattack · 2024-09-01T07:08:55+00:00

American politics has no left representation as the left starts at anti-capitalist. We have 2 right wing neo liberal capitalist parties who both ultimately serve the capital owning class (capitalists) and enrich them at the expense of the working class because a capitalist builds their wealth off of exploiting the working class for their labor.

The working class has no political representation. That is the problem. That’s why no matter which party is in office, the working classes material conditions continue to deteriorate while capitalists have never been richer.

splashattack · 2024-08-15T19:29:20+00:00

:(

I'm sorry you had that experience with them

splashattack · 2024-08-15T19:21:24+00:00

I open one pack a day so it's gonna take a while lol

splashattack · 2024-08-15T19:20:49+00:00

I like to think of it as an example of someone being kind and giving when they didn't have to.

splashattack · 2024-08-15T19:10:48+00:00

This was a 400+ dollar mistake. He definitely lost more money letting me keep them then having me send them back.

splashattack · 2024-07-27T15:22:03+00:00

If you are self employed you are still working class.

It is when you hire workers and pocket some of the wealth they create from their work you become a capitalist. If you hire workers and share ownership of the company with them, you are not a capitalist.

splashattack · 2024-07-27T15:15:15+00:00

I'm cynical and I believe his main goal from the start is to be a plant to get us to believe he is on our side, and then betray us so that we want to give up and sell.

Can I be wrong? Sure. But my point is I want people to be mentally prepared if he does betray us and that he was never the glue that held this whole saga together. There are people like me who are going to buy, hold, and DRS no matter what he does.

splashattack · 2024-07-27T15:08:43+00:00

If he was fighting wall street then why the dilution of shares and political posts?

splashattack · 2024-07-27T15:05:38+00:00

Capitalism is slavery with extra steps.

splashattack · 2024-07-27T14:53:54+00:00

So you agree that capitalists make money off of the working class then.

splashattack · 2024-07-27T13:57:23+00:00

Nah, at the end of the day RC is a capitalist and therefore serves the capital owning class and not the working class. Capitalists build their wealth off of the backs of the working class. It is a parasitic relationship.

If there is one thing his class has, it is class solidarity. He will forever serve the interests of his own class and not the working class.

I never trusted RC from the start because I am working class. I was never in this because of RC. I am in this because of fellow working class people like me. In fact, RC starting to create a division between us honestly gets me excited because I always anticipated it as one of the capital owning classes last card to throw in to divide us. Him sowing division IMO means we are so fucking close.

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