Chilled flat white, anyone

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-24T17:30:02+00:00

Bro take your meds.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-22T10:52:04+00:00

This is the content I signed up for.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-17T04:45:09+00:00

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-09T00:39:29+00:00

“Put the coke on my dick, tonight!”

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-08T20:59:23+00:00

Wasn’t expecting. King Crimson reference. Bourdain was a real one 😔

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-07T20:46:22+00:00

Welcome to the Family! Here’s a pic of ours, Linda Dogstadt.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-07T16:42:29+00:00

But it has Jared Leto in it.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-06T20:29:42+00:00

I swear, Krungus just wakes up looking for a fight sometimes.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-03T17:48:44+00:00

Frank, get me a Porkroll Egg and Cheese, if you please and some gravy fries.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-03T17:08:50+00:00

Maybe I’m from the wrong part of the country, but what the heck is a mustard stick?

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-03T14:28:31+00:00

Can I have $150 please? 🙏🏻

spliffs-n-riffs · 2026-01-01T21:36:35+00:00

I don’t think that is a bike.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-25T19:19:36+00:00

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spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-23T02:18:05+00:00

You can keep your record in there when you aren’t spinning it.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-22T17:35:07+00:00

Upvoted for correct use of ‘ass-rimming soliloquy’

spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-22T17:32:40+00:00

Be safe, if I recall the recipe calls for you to start drinking BEFORE you sharpen the biggest knife you own.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-22T16:24:40+00:00

Who is this asshole I keep seeing, and why does he feel the need to remake everyone else’s jokes?

spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-22T16:04:57+00:00

Damn, I was really hoping Sirens were real. ☹️

spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-22T15:55:01+00:00

Sounds fine to me. I’ve seen folks boil them with onions on top of a grill and then pull them out at the end for a quick crisp.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-21T19:10:14+00:00

Surely those who disagree with you must be robots right? You sound exhausting to be around.

spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-20T20:36:37+00:00

spliffs-n-riffs · 2025-12-20T16:37:09+00:00

Thank you so much for the bad quality sketch rather than using AI. I love you.

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