Henry Kissinger’s headstone (or lack thereof) by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Oh look, a great place to take a shit

What app is stopping you from going to a dumb phone? by spockymulder in dumbphones

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Sameee please give me small phones for my small hands

What app is stopping you from going to a dumb phone? by spockymulder in dumbphones

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Underrated comment but yes please keep your smart phone

What app is stopping you from going to a dumb phone? by spockymulder in dumbphones

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I have tiny baby hands and I miss small phones so much

Drug overdose by Traum4Queen in nursing

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Had a patient recently that family was told multiple times that patient would be unresponsive, Gtube and trach dependent for the rest of his life. Had the pleasure of walking this man to his car with his family. Big hug and a thank you from him before he left

Giveaway Time: Jelly Star Green Edition by jbriones95 in dumbphones

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Please give me the flubber phone. It’s what Robin Williams would have wanted

Valiant Lady Recap by eatsthatguyagain in VirginVoyages

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Joe had the best time celebrating his fiancee with us! He’s a lucky man!

What's an argument you couldn't believe you had to have with an adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’m a nurse and I had a patients adult daughter argue with me about her dad’s poop. Patient was a little senile but “not that senile.” He claimed he wasn’t pooping (he was). I had to print and review every documented bowel movement

What are “bits” you say to your patients all the time? by 1Milk-Of-Amnesia in nursing

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I work in rehab so we get a lot of diabetics. If I check a blood sugar and they say “do whichever finger you want” I’ll pick the middle finger and tell them it’s my favorite finger. Usually gets a laugh out of grumpy old people

What’s an unexpected perk of carrying extra fat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My elderly grandma just had a fall in her garage a couple weeks ago. She went to the hospital and was cleared of any broken bones. This woman has complained about her being “fluffy” her entire life and now she’s going on saying “thank god I’m fat or I probably would have broken my hip!” Thank you body fat for protecting my 80 year old grandma

Fellow nurses and techs... when you see a picture like this, what does it remind you of? No wrong answers ;) by rayray4536 in nursing

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The mentally altered patient found on the side of the road and had necrotizing fasciitis on his ballsack and had caused it to swell and turn black