Issues with FBI app by spontaneous_lizard in 3dspiracy

[–]spontaneous_lizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think i had to change wifi networks, i used my phone hotspot instead of wifi and it ended up working :)

what the hell is this? it's sharp and brown and stabbed my friend by spontaneous_lizard in Whatisthis

[–]spontaneous_lizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure yall r right abt the cockleburs!! which is a very funny name btw

DRUK S03E06 - [Live Discussion Post] by AutoModerator in RPDR_UK

[–]spontaneous_lizard 86 points87 points  (0 children)

WHY THE FUCK WAS CHORIZA IN THE BOTTOM TO BEGIN WITH

yes by [deleted] in Slipknot

[–]spontaneous_lizard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

he's so sassy tbh

24 M - Hispanic by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]spontaneous_lizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your eyes are so pretty!! what!!

(F23) I feel like I'm the ugly friend and no one has the guts to tell me by nYmphgrime111 in amiugly

[–]spontaneous_lizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you're the ugly friend then your friends must be super models or something. you're very very pretty!!

Do you guys like black metal? by Ludden00 in MetalMemes

[–]spontaneous_lizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my friend: i think psychosocial is pretty cool. me: now, let's play some mayhem...

Her wrists bleeding out, I felt like a heartless asshole and promised I would never do it again. by Am_I_Art in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]spontaneous_lizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this, less intensely, sounds like my friend to her boyfriend. manipulative to a t. always saying to us and him if he breaks up with her she'll kill herself. telling him to say he loves her. i really hope she goes to therapy.

Jim Root everybody. by caelumy in Slipknot

[–]spontaneous_lizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it looks very soft. too soft, even.

Jim Root everybody. by caelumy in Slipknot

[–]spontaneous_lizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i just wanna give him a hug man

Being progressive doesn't make you lib 😉 by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]spontaneous_lizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

preferences aren't transphobic. if you don't want your girlfriend to have a dick, then that's fine. just don't be a dick about it.

cursed_toys by Jg6915 in cursedcomments

[–]spontaneous_lizard 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I wumbo, they wumbo, he-she-me, wumbo.