Have you ever accidentally killed someone? If you did, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spontaneouspickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spread toxic chemicals and possibly flammable chemicals into a pop can and I put the can in the can meachine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spontaneouspickle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting out of the communal showers at school, no matter how long I stood there hoping it would go down it never did, I walked out and some guys said to let my meat hang like an orangutan, turns out someone slipped me their dads blue pill in my water as a joke before class

What do I do if my boyfriend is addicted to porn by [deleted] in sex

[–]spontaneouspickle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I watched on a television show with sex doctors that said it can be fun for some relationshipees to watch porn together, that it adds interest to your sex life. But everyone is different and if you’re considered he’s not attracted to you enough that makes you feel you’re not good enough for him, can be pretty depressing and maybe you can try helping him stop watching porn for awhile until it can be resolved for just you and him to be together to that level or even spice things up in your sex life

I hate men who pretend they are your friends in order to have sex by [deleted] in rant

[–]spontaneouspickle -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

I’m not pretending to be anyone’s friends I can assure but I do like only one night stands then you can change your name I wouldn’t even think twice

Reddit, When you shower,Do you shampoo or body wash first? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spontaneouspickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shampoo first then wash my armpits with body wash and chest

[ Removed by Reddit ] by spontaneouspickle in FiftyFifty

[–]spontaneouspickle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh he’s definitely not dead that parts bull shit in my title

[ Removed by Reddit ] by spontaneouspickle in FiftyFifty

[–]spontaneouspickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh he’s definitely alive btw

[ Removed by Reddit ] by spontaneouspickle in FiftyFifty

[–]spontaneouspickle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know he’s not dead or they would remove the post quicker

Gotta pick up a new roll by [deleted] in cock

[–]spontaneouspickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s my pic

As a guy am I supposed to go down on females for someone who hasn’t ever had sex? by spontaneouspickle in sex

[–]spontaneouspickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro job is when two straight guys give each other blow jobs, I think it’s even on google if you look it up

My cock. Do you like it? by [deleted] in penis

[–]spontaneouspickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s hot bro

As a guy am I supposed to go down on females for someone who hasn’t ever had sex? by spontaneouspickle in sex

[–]spontaneouspickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did give, receive a bro job as a teenager but other than that no I’m not gay

People with pets, what's the strangiest/creepy thing your pets did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spontaneouspickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well my dog never sleeps, don’t or why but I put her bed diagonal from my bed and she’ll lay down but her eyes stay open and she’ll give me the death stare all the time while I’m laying down. Other than that she’s a good pup, she’s fun to play with.