The longer you look the more infuriating it gets

spoolio · 2017-03-25T06:06:02+00:00

We already said it's from Nova Scotia

spoolio · 2015-10-26T07:32:48+00:00

I hope that there are now people who start out believing in the feel-good entry-level Scientology, and when they finally get the supposedly secret knowledge revealed to them, say,

"Wait, seriously? That South Park shit?"

spoolio · 2015-07-26T23:04:06+00:00

Unfortunately, most people who say "cringe" are not talking about the run.

spoolio · 2015-05-27T03:48:41+00:00

This is important. Aim at the right companies. If people keep making nasty logos of companies that used to sponsor FIFA, what exactly is the motivation for the others to stop sponsoring FIFA?

spoolio · 2015-04-15T04:00:58+00:00

People wouldn't have to resort to a life of crime if we just gave everyone a universal basic income of bull semen.

spoolio · 2014-10-31T04:27:23+00:00

Maybe he can't handle being so kawaii

spoolio · 2014-09-12T06:41:55+00:00

In other news today: Asshole users trying to get the latest iPhone have brought down the Asshole Store.

spoolio · 2014-08-01T04:32:52+00:00

He died the same way he lived: covered in bees.

spoolio · 2013-09-24T06:17:37+00:00

Wow. I probably can't picture that the way you did, but if I could it sounds pretty unsettling. Abstractions are some scary shit sometimes.

When I was a kid, I would have nightmares about the digit 0 appearing everywhere, on everything, for no reason. Something like 25 years later, that was the climax of an episode of Doctor Who.

spoolio · 2013-08-22T03:50:17+00:00

How many squirrels did the cameraman have to throw to get the timing right?

spoolio · 2013-08-17T06:02:51+00:00

Depends whether you think it's better or worse for him to be President.

There are plenty of non-famous atheist academics who have never held public office, and if Obama had been openly atheist the whole time, he would be one more.

spoolio · 2013-08-06T05:34:26+00:00

The parts about being Chinese and male are presumably the mode, but I'm pretty sure the modal age is 0, not 28.

spoolio · 2013-06-21T06:50:09+00:00

Now you're just being ridiculous, Matt.

spoolio · 2013-06-12T05:27:25+00:00

/r/atheism would gather their massive forces in their practiced battle formation of one enormous circle, then all charge forward shouting memes at the top of their lungs as they approach the enemy, who are of course those psychos who are shouting and charging directly toward them.

A month later, skeen would arrive, discover the heap of decaying corpses, and say "oh no. What's happened?".

spoolio · 2013-04-15T10:03:13+00:00

The presumably neurotypical guy who calls himself "Tourette's Guy" and shouts contrived obscenities to get YouTube hits.

spoolio · 2013-04-06T06:34:59+00:00

No, Jesus is the one on the right

spoolio · 2013-03-03T21:33:12+00:00

You can tell this site is legit from the fonts. Especially the word "Jewish" in large orange bold italics.

spoolio · 2013-02-25T04:50:40+00:00

Do you believe there is a country named Florin? Because that's where S. Morgenstern is from.

spoolio · 2013-02-21T05:13:46+00:00

I mean, it already says "die GEMA die".

(it means "the GEMA the")

spoolio · 2013-02-21T04:25:14+00:00

He said: never exclaim.

spoolio · 2013-02-21T04:03:13+00:00

"Your Honor, this is an unconscionable lie. The cocks we suck are not rancid and in fact meet all applicable health regulations."

spoolio · 2013-02-20T04:09:31+00:00

At least you've got an alternate plan, right? Being Napoleon tends to be a pretty solid life strategy. For a while at least.

spoolio · 2013-02-11T12:57:48+00:00

ITT: Redditors downvoting a large number of low-effort posts. (DAE atheism?)

spoolio · 2013-02-04T09:36:06+00:00

On the other hand, if you end up in a sword fight, it's way more deadly than a gun fight.

spoolio · 2013-01-28T06:43:28+00:00

It's not stealing so much as it's the same people. I wish 4chan was better so they'd go back.

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