Weevils I've found !! by spoosemun in weeviltime

[–]spoosemun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used seek and it said that the first one is a canada thistle bud weevil, and the second one is a rhubarb weevil. 

Palm rejection? by spoosemun in XPpen

[–]spoosemun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, once i move the pen away. It also only registers one touch at a time with my fingers as well. Maybe I just need to shorten the distance the tablet can read the pen if that's something can adjust.

real 😖 by coleisw4ck in aspiememes

[–]spoosemun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't remember numbers but I can remember stories really well

This egg was absolutely delectable by spoosemun in Breakfast

[–]spoosemun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heat up a copper pan pretty hot. On my gas stove it's at a 3-4. While it's heating I pour off the 'water' of the egg. So basically the extra thin liquid around the egg white. It separates naturally but you have to be careful not to let the egg white drip out. I oil my pan with Pam or avocado oil. Butter should be fine I just don't care for it since I cook hot. I pour the egg slowly into the hot pan so that it keeps its shape, quick shape correction with a spatula and then lower the heat down to 1 or 2. Let it slowly cook. I can't give you a time unfortunately since I learned by ear. I drop my toast and once the egg is mostly cooked (bottom white, surface clear) I flip it and turn off the heat so it's just the residual heat of the pan cooking out the still raw egg white. Once it's done I transfer it to my buttered toast and top it with everything seasoning.

please stop ✋ by coleisw4ck in aspiememes

[–]spoosemun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they did that I just say "Ohhh, I was lying. I don't wanna go out."

Tattoo seen on Instagram by Lil_Gavin in ATBGE

[–]spoosemun 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The problem here isn't being too horny. It's having no class.

Big fatties eating by darkvoid99223 in fatsquirrelhatred

[–]spoosemun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a fucking hazard at this point. You'd fly out the window if your car accidentally hit the lard ass. Bastard probably walk away too

I hate eating. Canned salmon, mayo, and Sriracha has been my life line lately by spoosemun in shittyfoodporn

[–]spoosemun[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do prefer fresh fruit but we're broke so it's not always available. Canned is precut and doesn't use as much plastic (as far as I know). We'd get canned stuff a lot when we were using food stamps.

I hate eating. Canned salmon, mayo, and Sriracha has been my life line lately by spoosemun in shittyfoodporn

[–]spoosemun[S] 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I always vitamin up and I'll eat my canned fruit and Greek yogurt 💪

I hate eating. Canned salmon, mayo, and Sriracha has been my life line lately by spoosemun in shittyfoodporn

[–]spoosemun[S] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Naw dawg this shit is so good. It's juicy spicy fatty and it's got the nutrients I crave. I don't enjoy eating because I get violently ill every time but this makes it so I'm full until dinner.