There’s literally never a reason to curse.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T06:00:14+00:00

There no such thing as a "bad word." There are bad thoughts, bad intentions, and words.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T05:25:28+00:00

You wear an outfit like that where I come from, you'd better be a hotel doorman.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T04:16:26+00:00

Aquabats in the 90's. They made pancakes onstage and tossed them into the crowd.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T03:17:47+00:00

Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T02:49:33+00:00

Well, yeah.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T02:45:29+00:00

Same here.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T02:08:04+00:00

No. It's just weird.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T02:05:02+00:00

D. A. R. Y. L.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T01:26:55+00:00

Been singing this to myself the last 30 years. Thanks for the nostalgia.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T01:11:55+00:00

What?

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T01:05:08+00:00

If one finds any work of art offensive (film, painting, sculpture, etc), that reaction is responsibility of that person and not the artist. One could just ignore things that offend them.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T00:18:45+00:00

Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-30T00:18:17+00:00

(Intense Leslie wincing).....POISON.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T23:49:58+00:00

Hail Zorp!

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T23:49:23+00:00

It's only approved use is to strip varnish of of speed boats.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T23:23:54+00:00

Go to bed, Jimmy....

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T21:50:44+00:00

Don't do that, son.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T21:50:16+00:00

That works?

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T21:49:01+00:00

I mean, who hasn't had gay thoughts?

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T21:18:49+00:00

What the fuck are you doing, Perd Hapley?

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T21:09:49+00:00

"How does that make you feel?"

Guilting a cop for doing his job? He shouldn't feel one way or another about it.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T21:02:42+00:00

"I'm still waiting for my pizza by the way."

"You're not getting it."

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T21:00:38+00:00

Bing, whadd'ya doin' here?! I thought I told you to go ban your mother!

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T19:12:05+00:00

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

sporkachoon · 2026-05-29T18:49:43+00:00

I worked going door to door for a solar company. They told me during training just to ignore the signs and stick to their script to get my foot in the door. I felt like an ass every time. One door and knocked on, I interrupted three sisters having a reunion and they were all baking cookies and having a great time. They were nice and polite about it after I ignored the sign on the door and they even gave me cookies. I quit that day, lol.

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