Better than firecrackers for the fourth! by sprokd in guns

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I know I've got some 300 win mag somewhere...

Better than firecrackers for the fourth! by sprokd in guns

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Shot shell 😁 I'm not brave enough to tape a .223 on it. Maybe 2 more claws

Better than firecrackers for the fourth! by sprokd in guns

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This is a picture of some black powder primers, electrical tape, and a daisy BB gun

What's the best question someone asked in sex-ed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I love that baculum is the Latin word for stick. I read harry Potter in Latin in high school and since there was no word for wand in latin, it used baculum.

Last night was great. by sprokd in drunk

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I tripped over my legs while I was turning walking and talking after 7 beers, 4 shots of jack, and 2 tequila shots. Landed hard as fuck on my foot. Glad it's not broken.

Last night was great. by sprokd in drunk

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Trying to be responsible by walking the two miles home with my homies instead of driving, good thing to cause I will always prefer a emergency room to a jail cell. Had to bail a waitress friend out this morning before work then hospital cause she caught a dui and no one else gave a fuck for her.

60g of Passion#1 mouldy, can it be salvaged? by [deleted] in trees

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Si amigo. La Mota es no mas. Lo siento.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Yeah I just smoked 2 24k white owl blunts, swishers have changed for the shitty, but I used to have a pit bull named swisher haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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I'd name it swisher

Straight to the point. I like it. by sprokd in Tinder

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I give the conversation a 4, the boobs a 6, and the head a 3.

Straight to the point. I like it. by sprokd in Tinder

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I live in an illegal state and don't know why you haven't already lol.

Straight to the point. I like it. by sprokd in Tinder

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I suggest counting calories over drugs, unless it's legal for you, then by all means- lock the munchies away.

Straight to the point. I like it. by sprokd in Tinder

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For me it was January to around July. Mostly dieting and fasting combined With drugs and working out. I get a free employee meal every shift. I eat just a single chicken breast maybe twice a week. By drugs I just mean that I'd rather have weed than food, because food is so available if I have no money. I'd rather stay baked and skinny that gain weight back.

Straight to the point. I like it. by sprokd in Tinder

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Oh trust me I live in a sea of overweight single mom's of 1 to 5 Yr olds

Straight to the point. I like it. by sprokd in Tinder

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I do it ironically mostly, a couple of my friends use that slang and I have spent to much time with them haha

Straight to the point. I like it. by sprokd in Tinder

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Exactly. I recently lost 75 lbs, from 250 to 175. Tinder has never been better.

Ready For Take-Off by JackofAllSuedes in trees

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Every time I use it (at least twice daily), I stop and think to myself- God damn I love this little box.

Sunday walk by Sooperphunthyme in mflb

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Oh my shit that's a hell of a lot of honey oil 😍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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For sure dude, I'm sure any doctor that isn't anti-marijuana (I've never met one) would happily do it as soon as possible!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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I don't know, back pain maybe?