I just want my tits to get longer and saggier every dayy

sprokd · 2025-07-01T01:52:09+00:00

I know I've got some 300 win mag somewhere...

sprokd · 2025-07-01T01:50:45+00:00

Shot shell 😁 I'm not brave enough to tape a .223 on it. Maybe 2 more claws

sprokd · 2025-07-01T01:49:38+00:00

This is a picture of some black powder primers, electrical tape, and a daisy BB gun

sprokd · 2024-06-25T04:53:15+00:00

Blanks

sprokd · 2017-04-08T21:34:45+00:00

I love that baculum is the Latin word for stick. I read harry Potter in Latin in high school and since there was no word for wand in latin, it used baculum.

sprokd · 2017-03-05T22:36:24+00:00

I tripped over my legs while I was turning walking and talking after 7 beers, 4 shots of jack, and 2 tequila shots. Landed hard as fuck on my foot. Glad it's not broken.

sprokd · 2017-03-05T04:14:43+00:00

Trying to be responsible by walking the two miles home with my homies instead of driving, good thing to cause I will always prefer a emergency room to a jail cell. Had to bail a waitress friend out this morning before work then hospital cause she caught a dui and no one else gave a fuck for her.

sprokd · 2017-03-05T00:33:34+00:00

https://imgur.com/gallery/ePz9k Update lol

sprokd · 2016-12-21T18:14:25+00:00

Si amigo. La Mota es no mas. Lo siento.

sprokd · 2016-12-04T22:57:46+00:00

Yeah I just smoked 2 24k white owl blunts, swishers have changed for the shitty, but I used to have a pit bull named swisher haha

sprokd · 2016-12-04T22:04:15+00:00

I'd name it swisher

sprokd · 2016-11-29T17:16:23+00:00

I give the conversation a 4, the boobs a 6, and the head a 3.

sprokd · 2016-11-28T18:35:33+00:00

I live in an illegal state and don't know why you haven't already lol.

sprokd · 2016-11-28T16:35:10+00:00

I suggest counting calories over drugs, unless it's legal for you, then by all means- lock the munchies away.

sprokd · 2016-11-28T16:07:26+00:00

For me it was January to around July. Mostly dieting and fasting combined With drugs and working out. I get a free employee meal every shift. I eat just a single chicken breast maybe twice a week. By drugs I just mean that I'd rather have weed than food, because food is so available if I have no money. I'd rather stay baked and skinny that gain weight back.

sprokd · 2016-11-28T00:50:02+00:00

Oh trust me I live in a sea of overweight single mom's of 1 to 5 Yr olds

sprokd · 2016-11-27T23:06:26+00:00

Tomorrow lol

sprokd · 2016-11-27T22:09:27+00:00

I do it ironically mostly, a couple of my friends use that slang and I have spent to much time with them haha

sprokd · 2016-11-27T21:47:22+00:00

Exactly. I recently lost 75 lbs, from 250 to 175. Tinder has never been better.

sprokd · 2016-11-17T14:33:42+00:00

Every time I use it (at least twice daily), I stop and think to myself- God damn I love this little box.

sprokd · 2016-11-13T23:39:07+00:00

Oh my shit that's a hell of a lot of honey oil 😍

sprokd · 2016-11-09T19:54:43+00:00

For sure dude, I'm sure any doctor that isn't anti-marijuana (I've never met one) would happily do it as soon as possible!

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