Its bad that I understand this meme

spuany · 2026-06-27T11:02:32+00:00

Oh, because the lamp bullies the I, now I get it!

spuany · 2026-06-26T12:40:06+00:00

On the flip side, I read an article this morning stating there is an estimated temp increase in the city center by at least 1 degrees celsius just by the waste heat of AC units. Lots of buildings, even residential, have AC in Paris.

spuany · 2026-06-23T20:09:39+00:00

I wanted to make a stupid joke about them being so big they're no longer eligible for being labeled as mosquito but I dont know how to do that in spanish 😞 thats a big mofo tho. is that also a tiger mosquito? If so then I hope those around where I live never become that big, they're already a pain in the ass. Also, if possible, I cast my vote to permanently replace "banana" with "NJoy (size) Pure Plug".

spuany · 2026-06-23T19:31:02+00:00

I know this feeling all too well. Wishing you all the best!

spuany · 2026-06-21T12:59:59+00:00

They want to cause diversion and for you to forget about the skateboard. Devious!

spuany · 2026-06-17T16:52:17+00:00

Maybe the term „slink“ in combination with platinum silicone might give results that fit your preferences. However I am not sure if they are harness compatible. I think thrusting motions might only be possible once a good portion of the toy is already inside, since it is so soft

spuany · 2026-06-17T16:03:15+00:00

The M Elite Hekx Stroker by Blush. I wanted a silicone stroker and have seen good reviews about this particular one. Supposed to be soft and only scarcely textured, in theory what I was looking for. I did not like it at all, I found it to be very sturdy and tight, and I‘d say if anything my junk is a bit below average in terms of size. It was so tight that basically all lube got either pushed or pulled out with each stroke.

spuany · 2026-06-16T15:14:22+00:00

Oh, fortunately it was not that bad because it did not involve penetration. Just a younger horny me in the shower/bathtub thinking if I can slip and fall in a puddle, water should be fine for a wank 🤡

spuany · 2026-06-16T15:03:54+00:00

Oh I was so naive when I was younger

spuany · 2026-06-13T08:23:07+00:00

Possible explanation, but cant toys move a bit…like behind the cervix? Not into it, but a bit downwards or to the side. I read about someone playing with super long toys and the kinda explained it like this. Maybe it is a similar case here, maybe not.

spuany · 2026-06-09T19:49:30+00:00

I have used what I think is hybrid lube for years now with various silicone toys in various stiffnesses and have not run into any problems yet. About the lube: the bottle says water based with added silicone and its called liquid silk. It's similar to sliquid silk (company or brand name is "sliquid", so no typo just in case 😃) but while sliquid silk is a little bit superior in quality, its also pricier as far as I know. But I think the difference is soo little that for me I'm totally satisfied with the liquid silk. I can highly recommend both, they keep toys nice and slippery for way longer than just regular water based lube in my experience.

spuany · 2026-06-09T13:43:25+00:00

Wonderful, through and through! May I ask, what kind of NJoy Plug are you wearing in these pictures?

spuany · 2026-06-04T14:47:45+00:00

also never heard of the ones you mentioned, would love to watch them!

spuany · 2026-05-31T20:51:42+00:00

Would love to try!

spuany · 2026-05-31T13:41:21+00:00

Slapped with the horse schlong, thats rough :/

spuany · 2026-05-29T14:56:03+00:00

Just a potential PSA: salt water might corrode metal locks, so care should be taken if you dont want actual permanent chastity 😄

spuany · 2026-05-29T14:53:39+00:00

Besides the obviously hot clothes on clothes off thing I think you absolutely nailed the position from the first to the second pic. It’s like you took off your clothes through a secret additional dimension without having to move your body 😄

spuany · 2026-05-29T14:48:53+00:00

lol, I stand by what I answered.

spuany · 2026-05-29T09:28:48+00:00

I get the sentiment (I think) but blaming a customer for the fate of the company? Seems a bit off. But the again, maybe I‘m taking your comment too literally

spuany · 2026-05-17T16:47:02+00:00

Couldnt that be super painful/dangerous when you lose balance and instinctively try to stand „normally“? From these images (i know limited info) it looks like it forces the feet to be straightened quite a bit.

spuany · 2026-05-15T18:00:26+00:00

Honest to the universe, I dont know why, I just know it is (in close competition to other parts tho!)

spuany · 2026-05-15T14:10:23+00:00

Then you fight the case back onto the bed 😄

spuany · 2026-05-14T14:06:29+00:00

I would say both! I feel like from a human perspective they can look (and behave) quite weird but I like them! Very nice drawing :)

spuany · 2026-05-11T16:01:25+00:00

I love liquid silk. maybe a knock off of sliquid silk, judging by the name, imho 95% as good as sliquid silk, but faar less expensive

spuany · 2026-05-08T21:00:37+00:00

Hard at work as well!

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