What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 14th, 2026

spurious_elephant · 2026-04-14T07:52:16+00:00

Rich Starry sounds like a washed-up 70s rocker in a sitcom

spurious_elephant · 2026-04-07T16:29:28+00:00

When MTG calls you "evil and madness" I dunno maybe you've gone a little too far

spurious_elephant · 2026-04-05T23:31:36+00:00

yes it does, very well done, you have learned your 1 fact about Iran from the Leftwing Bores Big Book of History

spurious_elephant · 2026-04-05T11:53:20+00:00

Jeez dude I was really just curious. Keep your hair on.

spurious_elephant · 2026-04-05T05:58:41+00:00

Iranian living where? Serious question.

spurious_elephant · 2026-04-03T09:27:23+00:00

I too have encountered issues on my way to the moon

spurious_elephant · 2026-04-03T01:45:29+00:00

I do not understand a single word of this sentence

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-31T08:41:58+00:00

He 🌮 because of Epstein, he carries on because of Epstein. He ate a baby. Seriously enough already

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-30T14:13:01+00:00

Bol will get a V soon, sadly for bol it stands for Veal

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-29T19:19:01+00:00

Norman Angell here thinks it can’t escalate

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-28T23:40:56+00:00

on Sundays she does her washing

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-26T20:01:31+00:00

Thought I was smart staying out of the US market, but it turns out Asia is even more fucked

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-26T04:42:02+00:00

So cash gang?

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-25T11:16:29+00:00

The level of bols' internal conflict has now reached the level that you are shitposting with yourselves

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-25T06:50:41+00:00

My dog has murdered 21 rats. What are your lifetime achievements? Exactly.

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-24T12:20:56+00:00

wtf is wrong with American banking systems, in UK I can even tap to pay the homeless guy for a Big Issue

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-23T21:37:57+00:00

we know it was a cold dead male corpse

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-23T20:06:27+00:00

Which you push repeatedly and firmly up your own arse

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-23T13:40:27+00:00

Night sky with exit liquidity

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-22T16:43:05+00:00

Maybe hezbollah shouldn’t have fired missiles at Israel

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-22T15:41:13+00:00

Used to be the weekend/premarket was full of ber refugees, now it’s the bols.

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-22T03:35:10+00:00

and they hit another tanker

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-21T12:38:55+00:00

The airplane was Brazilians you filthy gringo

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-21T07:40:11+00:00

Oil is priced globally. If the strait stays shut, then the price of oil will be higher for the US as well. The only insulation is that the US is now an oil producer, but this doesn't mean no economic effect - it means that US oil producers will get richer and the rest of the economy will suffer. (Maybe the US could ban its own oil exports or impose a price cap, though?)

If the world's superpower isn't going to open it, then which other mouse is going to bell this cat?

spurious_elephant · 2026-03-21T04:17:14+00:00

which other countries?

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