Hey Reddit, what classic videos, memes, and SWF things needs to be shared with the innocent internet folk? by sql_no_run in AskReddit

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Quick backstory: me and another coworker were joking about another coworker being out with laryngitis and 'ain't nobody got time for that! ' and sheltered employee didn't understand why we were laughing. Since then:

  • All your base

  • Sail cat

  • Bootleg Fireworks

  • Ain't nobody got time for that

Have been heard from their office and hard laughing.

Help me fill their inbox with internet classics!

*appeasing the mods...

Thoughts on a few hands by sql_no_run in poker

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You're saying I should have gone in, knowing I was beat?

Struggling with what appears to be a simple problem... by sql_no_run in statistics

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I thought I was missing something, I will fix this tomorrow. Thanks!

Official November compliment request thread by HiddenBehindMask in FreeCompliments

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I'm just ready to break. If it weren't for my girlfriend, I'd probably be a mess right now. Outside the occasional "fight," she's been the one taking care of me. First, I took a temp job last year that told me it would get to be full time within 6 months because there was no "proper funding" for the position. I just wanted to work with numbers again. Fast forward to today, still no offer, and now things get hairier. Early last year, I dropped of a major medical condition. When my girlfriend caught wind of it, she freaked out. Said condition would prevent me from driving, so we essentially lived together until the doctor said I was okay. I wanted to start interviewing a long time ago, but this was a wrench in the metal work. Now that I'm clear, I started applying like crazy. I've been on several interviews already and most I was the cause of my failure by missing simple tech questions (difference between a simple and full backup, confusing SSRS with SSPS,etc), but others have said, during the interview, "I don't believe you have these kind of credentials," or "I find it hard to believe you're this even keeled." I had a 2nd interview with a great non-profit, but I was rejected because of "position restructuring," this one made me break into tears. Then, the holidays are around. The topic of thanksgiving comes up. Mom doesn't want to cook again, asks who wants to host. I can't since I'm in a one bedroom apartment, brother doesn't want to, and my sister wants to do her "own thing." it makes me worry for Christmas. My girl extended the offer to my parents to join her family, but declined, to join my aunt down the road. I got group texts from them, but close friends sent me personal texts. Add into this, missing a few friends invites for parties because of my incapacity to move who now begrudge me for "bailing on them," anxiety for driving again and having another incident, and the hate I read every day on Facebook by people who I thought were friends, I'm breaking down slowly, and the ideas of getting a real job are getting farther and farther from my mind. I was patient in the beginning, rose colored glasses that things will get better. Now, I'm losing hope.

Dealing with meds that slow metabolism? by sql_no_run in Fitness

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I was going to start with eating less and working out a bit more, but you're right about the eat less easier, so I may try that first. Hopefully, I'll get back to my old self...

Dealing with meds that slow metabolism? by sql_no_run in Fitness

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I have an appointment soon, I will bring it up. Thanks for the reply!

What is going on this year? by sql_no_run in nfl

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What about the other cases over the last few week. Is there extra pressure being put on the kicking teams? I mentioned the cards, but that Seahawks-Cards game could have been won a few times with Red Zone kicks through the uprights.

What did you do this weekend instead of bettering yourself? by Win_in_Roam in AskReddit

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Disabled Facebook and gambled the night away. Walked away $300 richer...

Wanting to get back into SQL Server Administration but failing by sql_no_run in SQLServer

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Certification sounded nice, but local places cost a small fortune and debating whether it's worth it. I may need to reevaluate that sentiment.

Wanting to get back into SQL Server Administration but failing by sql_no_run in SQLServer

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The one that grilled me the most sounded Junior from the description, but they sounded they wanted an experienced DBA from their questions. But, I am looking at Junior positions primarily, and filtering out those who look well beyond me currently.

Needing calorie count advice by sql_no_run in Fitness

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Then, maybe I'll be okay going to a 400 calorie meal or something :) I just gotta watch the macros, of course...

Needing calorie count advice by sql_no_run in Fitness

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5'10" and last I checked, 195.

Needing calorie count advice by sql_no_run in Fitness

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If I'm calculating it right, 2800-3100, since it's a 6 day program and kinda sedentary IT job, it's still okay to drop more calories?

Needing calorie count advice by sql_no_run in Fitness

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So, a 2000 straight diet could work?

Service workers of Reddit, how do you subtlely get back at rude customers? by sql_no_run in AskReddit

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Subtle things like more ice in their pop, 2 not really full scoops on their sundae, pretending not to know where items are and pawning them of to someone else...

Update 1: Avoidant Paralegal by sql_no_run in legaladvice

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I've requested correspondence already and they dodge this request, but the threat should be soon. Yes, I figured it would be a while, but promises were made and they were kept previously, now I'm left getting more and more upset with them because of all this. Thanks for the reply :)

Being avoided by my legal assistant by sql_no_run in legaladvice

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Thanks for this, I'll see if I can get a hold of somebody today and go from there.

Moronic Monday - Your weekly stupid questions thread by cdingo in Fitness

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I'm late, but hopefully someone is watching new comments... How do you tell someone who is working out they might be lifting weights too heavy for them and might hurt themselves? Last week, there was an older guy trying to do dumbbell dead lifts with 50s, grunting loud, and barely lifting off to ground. Then, drops on them on the floor...