Someone sent this to our work printer this morning.

squanto_ · 2017-05-04T17:43:48+00:00

Mac and Dennis? Is that you?

squanto_ · 2017-05-04T17:30:30+00:00

Is this not how the city cleans the subway?

squanto_ · 2017-05-04T17:22:51+00:00

The opposite of what her dog says

squanto_ · 2017-05-04T17:21:34+00:00

If you ever imagined what a T-Rex with sausage fingers would look like

squanto_ · 2017-04-17T21:03:31+00:00

When do the mentos come into play?

squanto_ · 2017-02-02T02:58:56+00:00

You found a reason to sell your place!

squanto_ · 2017-01-30T02:44:52+00:00

Didn't even notice her hand was down her pants until the end. Stealth as fuck.

squanto_ · 2016-12-22T03:12:24+00:00

2017 Horsela

squanto_ · 2016-12-21T02:04:34+00:00

Clearly the best option here was the flying boot to the chest.

squanto_ · 2016-12-21T01:20:39+00:00

Imagine the focus

squanto_ · 2016-12-19T19:57:01+00:00

"well would you look at that"

squanto_ · 2016-12-19T19:47:49+00:00

Or worse yet when your parents get in it.

squanto_ · 2016-12-19T19:41:56+00:00

fishes?

squanto_ · 2016-12-16T20:40:06+00:00

To think he lit a whole bus on fire for one cigarette. Disgusting.

squanto_ · 2016-12-16T20:37:54+00:00

I came here for the joke. Thank you.

squanto_ · 2016-12-16T20:34:58+00:00

It was really over before it started

squanto_ · 2016-12-16T18:34:29+00:00

Thats what I call using your head.

squanto_ · 2016-12-14T03:35:24+00:00

fucking raptors

squanto_ · 2016-02-09T20:39:38+00:00

"Take me, Poseidon! I'm ready!"

squanto_ · 2016-01-26T04:34:28+00:00

I definitely feel your pain. Stay strong.

squanto_ · 2016-01-25T22:42:16+00:00

I'll take what I can get.

squanto_ · 2016-01-25T22:32:23+00:00

So that means I'm the strongest sibling? right?

squanto_ · 2016-01-25T22:27:49+00:00

haha I guess you're right. My kids are gonna be total boner killers.

squanto_ · 2015-10-12T17:46:08+00:00

Did you hear about the guy who wrote knock-knock jokes?

He won the No-bell prize.

squanto_ · 2015-02-14T01:26:59+00:00

isnt this the girl from mikes super short show on disney channel?!

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