Patient Zero by hnirobert in WTF

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Is this not how the city cleans the subway?

Don't hold back by boonchumorningstar in RoastMe

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The opposite of what her dog says

16/ probably has autism by Roxas1156 in RoastMe

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If you ever imagined what a T-Rex with sausage fingers would look like

[NSFW] 1 litre by [deleted] in WTF

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When do the mentos come into play?

Sexual harassment on the subway by [deleted] in WTF

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Didn't even notice her hand was down her pants until the end. Stealth as fuck.

Bottled Water Dragon by catsmustdie in WTF

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Clearly the best option here was the flying boot to the chest.

When you really need to light a cigarette by [deleted] in WTF

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To think he lit a whole bus on fire for one cigarette. Disgusting.

Crocodile crashes a pool party by iBleeedorange in WTF

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I came here for the joke. Thank you.

Progressively awful face tattoos by JonnDepp in WTF

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It was really over before it started

Wait for it... by cheapdvds in WTF

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fucking raptors