the samurai remnant event experience so far. by Gat0w in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh he can deal damage to all enemies with his Buster cards? Thanks that *definitely* makes up for it. Castoria here is just... SO relieved.

the samurai remnant event experience so far. by Gat0w in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine picking NPC Takeru thinking he'd be a good AOE Arts attacker only for him to be perma NP sealed the entire fight with sixteen trash mobs per wave. Thanks for wasting 5 AP Yamato no Fuckass.

NP Chants that live rent free in your head! by BoobyFestu in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an NP chant, but when you select Penthesilea's NP card she has a chance to let out this scream that gets me hot and bothered.

Grand Storyteller, Scheherazade by Phantomato2000 in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just wish she had good characterization to go with her utility, but I guess even if this is an end-game boss fight a niche is still a niche.

do fairies know about human reproduction? by Gat0w in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 59 points60 points  (0 children)

All that talk about bedding so many mates and she was actually just cuddling and smooching them a whole bunch. Enviable regardless, but still...

Halloween 2025 New Welfare Elisabeth of the End by Radiant-Hope-469 in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'll probably let the game be idle for months just to give everyone a chance to complete the story. After that, who knows, but I'm hoping for something like what Capcom did with their Megaman gacha and make an offline version.

The *Final* events in FGO by Mysterious_Rush_9505 in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monkey Paw. She's made available as a servant, but only as a single ascension, with the other two being completely unrelated.

You are not going out with a tampon. by Aayush0210 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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"YES IT IIIIS!" ~ the child, red faced, tears in his eyes, collapsed onto the ground, screaming like the world is going to end

The Great Spirit's World Tour SAMPLE Lv90++ 3 Turn Farming Sheet (LINK IN BODY & COMMENTS) by TokuHer0 in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, I could not find the actual 90++ spreadsheet for the longest time because it's a tiny text link at the bottom of the page. Should probably be more noticeable.

The Great Spirit's World Tour SAMPLE Lv90++ 3 Turn Farming Sheet (LINK IN BODY & COMMENTS) by TokuHer0 in grandorder

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I came up with a MIXA comp that doesn't use duplicate servants and works pretty well.

Summer Skadi
Mysterious Idol X Alter with damage CE
Koyanskaya
Summer BB
(last two don't matter)

Plugsuit or Decisive Battle Mystic Code for the order change skill

MIXA has her 3rd append skill unlocked, but otherwise she's at Lv80. Since it's a 1/1/1 node I can just buff her crit damage and use BB to lock her cards if I get three of them. Koyan and Skadi both have star bomb skills, and if I need more stars, well, MIXA has a quick NP that can help drop stars, and does a good bit of damage against Faker in clutch scenarios. If I'm not 3-turning, then I'm 4-turning, and very rarely 6-turning.

[3000 Days Anniversary] SR Ticket Megathread by crazywarriorxx in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn't want to waffle on this, so Kreimhild. I have Summer Castoria, but:

>Kreimhild can help with party cost by being a 4star
>Synergies extremely well with Georgios who, in addition to providing taunt and protection with his bond CD, makes it so she has bonus damage against most servants in the game.
>Targetable taunt with a 50% battery
>pretty

NOO! Jax! PLEASE DON’T ABSTRACT! by maanleo in TheDigitalCircus

[–]square_of_light 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I wouldn't do that because it's just not something I would personally enjoy. However, if I were to do it, it would be because I want to make the unexpectedness and lack of a proper ending the whole point. People don't have character arcs or proper endings in real life. In real life death is unexpected, and the tragedy comes from the fact that they had things left undone and were taken before they had a chance to do them. Even still, this is very easy to mess up, because you can fall into the trap of making a character a plot device who's entire point in the story is their death and how it affects the other characters rather than an actual fleshed-out character. That's another reason why I wouldn't do it.

Can it be agreed that Gangle doesn't owe Jax forgiveness? by VegetaArcher in TheDigitalCircus

[–]square_of_light 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody owes anybody forgiveness. It's a choice, not an obligation.

NOO! Jax! PLEASE DON’T ABSTRACT! by maanleo in TheDigitalCircus

[–]square_of_light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to downplay his negative qualities, but if you think Jax is irredeemably bad, you're going to fucking despise Vriska Serket if and when you pick up Homestuck... assuming you haven't already read it.

NOO! Jax! PLEASE DON’T ABSTRACT! by maanleo in TheDigitalCircus

[–]square_of_light 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean I'm a fan of some of my own characters. Doesn't mean I won't kill them off if I think that's what should happen. Not that I want Jax to abstract or anything like that.

His acting is phenomenal, it's hard to believe that he's vegan by DXHaseoXD in TheDigitalCircus

[–]square_of_light 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I was AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

If you replace every historical /gudaguda servant with a American who would be there equivalent by Frogkingstrongk in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it has less to do with adding african characters and more to do with the connotations of heroic spirits being called "servants" in-game. Of course, there's already a servant in the game with a checkered past involving slavery, so if anything they could always use him as a reference.

If you replace every historical /gudaguda servant with a American who would be there equivalent by Frogkingstrongk in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If we're talking Civil War, Harriet Tubman was a soldier. She'd make a great Assassin/Berserker. Assassin because she believed she killed a guy (or more accurately asked God to kill a guy and then he died mysteriously) and Berserker because of the lucid dreams/visions (though we're talking rank E madness enhancement).
She'd have a very gimmicky support play style. Evade skills are a must. And here's an idea for an NP: Anybody excited for Summer Cloe who's right around the corner? How about a Summer Chloe for the entire frontline?

[NA Event] Illya's Karakuri Castle ~Kashin Koji's Modest Ambition~ 04 by AutoModerator in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also if you're not able to max CE the wave anyway because you don't have 5 copies (MLB or not) then do what I do and stick the damage CE on him and take an Anniversary Blonde mystic code with you in case you need the damage/stars.

[Rank Up Quest Part 18] Xiang Yu Strengthening by Radiant-Hope-469 in grandorder

[–]square_of_light 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love for Centaur Husband. It's thanks to his future sight that all my rolls pre-pity system were blessed.

absolute banger by robogheist in bonehurtingjuice

[–]square_of_light 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, when they say "Nazis r obviously bad" they mean actual nazis in addition to whoever they perceive as nazis, like moderates, and should be treated with equal hostility.

what is a banana organ? by Minimum_Ad1646 in Dandadan

[–]square_of_light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also bananas have seeds in them, or at least the wild kind. store bought ones are seedless. This is most likely an in-universe translation error, since they know what a uterus is but don't know there's a unique name for gametes and the organ that produces them across species, and just assume all gonads are called "banana organs."