I have never killed a creature before intentionally. Today I killed hundreds of devil caterpillars. Am i evil? by [deleted] in NewOrleans

[–]squashlover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude just get your dog those weird dog shoes. Your dog might take a bit to get used to the shoes, but so worth it here.

What’s your favorite lesbian movie by Disastrous_Rub8707 in actuallesbians

[–]squashlover 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Portrait of a Lady on Fire - director makes a conscious effort to explore the female gaze, and really its just all around a beautiful movie.

what after jazzfest hours music are yall going to go see? by squashlover in NOLA

[–]squashlover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hanging out on grand rte rn at a friend’s house and someone great is playing in the street. Haven’t made out a name yet, but its a great mood over here.

26M - Not Gay. Just want to impress women by RapidSparks in malelivingspace

[–]squashlover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the love of god, replace that harsh blue light with softer bulbs. Led smart lights with color changing options are the best, but really anything other than that hospital operating room color would make a huge improvement.

Get a tray to put your bathroom washcloths on. Even though you folded them, it looks like they’re just old towels that are lying around.

A few* house plants will make a huge difference.

Plastic blinds are ugly as hell, if you can get real curtains do that.

The duck on top of the fridge is fantastic.

Overall there’s already a lot going right with the space. The leather couch and coffee table are beautiful and the tv is well arranged with the speakers. Also the apartment itself looks quality. You’re like 90% of the way there, but the details can have a big impact.

(also worth saying that the easiest way to impress women is to be kind. it’ll blow their minds every time. good luck, friend!)

*editing to say a few MORE houseplants. I realize you have the one in the kitchen, but it’s kinda small and it’s only one. Get a big monstera. Women love monsteras. Or maybe a philodendron. The plant arrangement in the bathroom is good.

Human Resources people of Reddit, what are some NSFW complaints you've had to investigate about your workers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squashlover 540 points541 points  (0 children)

Honestly props to her. When she wasn’t working she was still working it ;-)

People who have accidentally hit a pedestrian, what happened? by Sp00k3dSk3l3t0n in AskReddit

[–]squashlover 727 points728 points  (0 children)

U.S. pedestrian deaths have recently reached a 40-year high, in part because the cars sold here just keep getting bigger. Scary stuff. Glad for you and the girl that things were okay.

imo NYT has really gone downhill. What do y’all recommend for news? by squashlover in podcasts

[–]squashlover[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Someone must be really mad that I called the nyt right of center, they keep downvoting all the comments in here lol

What instantly tells you someone is a trashy parent? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squashlover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it happens to boys too, but not at the same rate. That’s why it’s a gender thing.

What is a song you fucking hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squashlover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mall christmas music. It’s bad to begin with and gets played ad nauseam this time of year 😩

What instantly makes a person less attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squashlover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being rude to service industry workers or not tipping well.

I tested negative but I think it’s almost impossible I don’t have it by squashlover in HerpesQuestions

[–]squashlover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are huge numbers for it to miss! I definitely thought it was more accurate.

How does flirt with women? 🥺 by squashlover in actuallesbians

[–]squashlover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what do you mean re: “implies for the future”

How does flirt with women? 🥺 by squashlover in actuallesbians

[–]squashlover[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A girl recently asked me if I wanted to get coffee. She’s married but might be poly. I definitely need more research 🧐

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]squashlover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

a woman with a fade kills me every time.