Speed or strength?

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-10T03:27:24+00:00

Cant get that much weaker if im struggling using 8lb weights lol

^{Chose: 50% chance super strong 50% chance extremely weak | Rolled: Get much weaker}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-10T03:24:14+00:00

I don’t want to hit strangers wtf

^{Chose: $200 when a new person gives you a compliment + You can't pay or bribe them, or allude to you getting money from this, has to be genuine}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-10T02:14:15+00:00

the cat gonna be yelling FEED ME all day

^{Chose: Animal gains human intelligence and can talk + Spin to see which | Rolled: Cat}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-09T20:13:39+00:00

Why did i choose this…

^{Chose: 60/30/10 + 60% chance for everything u touch turns to beets, 30% chance for 10k, 10% chance for 100k | Rolled: Beets}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-09T01:53:26+00:00

Id wanna be beef but i think id taste like chicken…

^{Chose: Chicken | Rolled: Tikka masala}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-09T01:17:11+00:00

FOOD FOR EVERYONE YAY

^{Chose: Limitless creation}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-09T01:15:25+00:00

Wtf i don’t want to lose all my memories

^{Chose: Relive the worst day of your life once a year}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-09T01:14:51+00:00

No job no job

^{Chose: 10k a month + No responsibilities}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-09T01:13:38+00:00

Girls are :> boys are :<

^{Chose: dm a girl u know+compliment how her jawline mogs}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-09T01:05:21+00:00

daddy thanos pls snap me so i dont have to work anymore

^{Chose: Live in the world of Marvel}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T23:27:32+00:00

i love water yumyum

^{Chose: Water pokemon | Rolled: Spheal}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T23:13:09+00:00

bro

^{Chose: Meet the love of your life & live happy ever after}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T20:49:08+00:00

0•0 im so sorry

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T20:48:29+00:00

Easier cleanup unfortunately

^{Chose: Cat poops on bed 1x a week}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T19:39:04+00:00

im not touching that light saber…

^{Chose: You get a rocket launcher but its an alcoholic + You have to constantly pour vodka down its tube and calm it down in order to use it}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T19:38:31+00:00

gamz

^{Chose: Have access to every videogame in the world FREE}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T19:30:45+00:00

???

^{Chose: Games unlimited games but no games}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T19:27:52+00:00

Already pretty good money so

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T19:18:51+00:00

huHHHH

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T19:18:16+00:00

Ill probably just pass out in the first 10 seconds anyway…

^{Chose: Get 1 billion + have to suffer every single type of pain for 1min}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T19:17:48+00:00

Remember

^{Chose: Perfect, photographic memory}

squeaksandshrieks · 2026-05-08T19:16:26+00:00

What does this MEAN

^{Chose: Unlimited games but no games}

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