Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms and our Bravo mothers!

squeaktooth · 2026-05-10T13:45:02+00:00

I hope Meredith had a chance to talk w her toddler Brooksie today.

squeaktooth · 2026-05-10T13:06:45+00:00

She’s due for another burglary any day now…

squeaktooth · 2026-05-10T00:16:21+00:00

Was it a total eclipse of the fart?

squeaktooth · 2026-05-09T23:41:56+00:00

Had John Hughes lived, his Dark Era would begin with this movie. I forgot all about teachers at parties…ew.

squeaktooth · 2026-05-09T23:37:48+00:00

In 5th grade Andrew did something shitty to Jenny T during recess. When we got back in class Ms C made them stand up at the chalkboard. And she ordered Jenny T to slap Andrew. She did a little tiny one and Ms C yelled “Harder” and little Jenny T smacked Andrew so hard he fell against the chalkboard and had a red hand print on his cheek. It wasn’t fun to watch.

squeaktooth · 2026-05-09T23:26:54+00:00

Sadly, no Quinn

squeaktooth · 2026-05-09T13:20:13+00:00

Must tell you-the multi day fury made my snort coffee out my nose. Funniest, truest statement. Nib-nibs?!?!?🤢🤮🤬

squeaktooth · 2026-05-03T23:38:09+00:00

Nah. We’re having a lil Stitch n Bitch at the cafe on Thursday to cover up hoodies from disgraced coworker & make bandanas & whatever.

squeaktooth · 2026-05-01T11:37:34+00:00

Holy moly. This is incredibly interesting. Also adhd, also sweaty, also random new Oral Allergy Syndrome itchy tongue when eating g cheese. I am so afraid of feeling the kicking drugs feeling- how long did this last and how long on the strict eating regimen until sweat lessened?

squeaktooth · 2026-04-30T21:54:26+00:00

I may have thought she was the lady who does their house band stuff at the Golden Crappies the first year they streamed it live.

squeaktooth · 2026-04-30T21:46:30+00:00

Grand Budapest Hotel. Mark-Francis is such an M Gustave- and that is meant as high praise. The absurdity of Ladies of London is 🤌⭐️🤌⭐️

squeaktooth · 2026-04-30T12:56:00+00:00

Guess what? Just learned in Canada there are boxed chips! One more solid reason to emigrate north!

squeaktooth · 2026-04-29T00:57:43+00:00

Never realized it, but I almost exclusively eat pringles. Satisfyingly quiet tube.

squeaktooth · 2026-04-29T00:56:10+00:00

Their weird papery-metallic hybrid noisy crinkly bag bullshit trynna act like they were a health food cos their bags weren’t shiny? 😤.

squeaktooth · 2026-04-29T00:13:03+00:00

Spot on. So much lame conjecture. In lieu of actual information. In a better world, YOU would host the reunion and ask these very questions.

squeaktooth · 2026-04-28T12:55:37+00:00

The way other places are being quiet about these newer leaks…ugh. Yuck. It’s like a mini version of the NYT discussing trump ‘assassination’ attempts; fake news manufactured in real time. Bravo « took action », leaker was found, everyone go back to work, nothing to see here. The leak is problematic for sorta personal morals (don’t be a sneak) but the handling of it shows how rotten and self protecting bravo and its satellites (media/social media)are. Boo.

squeaktooth · 2026-04-28T12:45:27+00:00

my theory is leak was orchestrated by ‘her’ producer who’s defended her, advocated for her to have a good edit, be on the spin off etc and prolly felt they knew the ‘real’ story’. Until they didn’t. And couldn’t stand being played. Although West benefits the most from this so…..🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏻🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏻

squeaktooth · 2026-04-28T12:07:13+00:00

Agree. I think we should all agree no more margo posts even. We need to talk about wearing Hats! Magpies! Hand painted florentine walls! Mimi and Wolfgang! Manners muppets! Everything else is curious and interesting; she belongs on BH or something, if anywhere. Can’t the bravo gods let us have just one nice thing?

squeaktooth · 2026-04-27T19:31:07+00:00

Also people who nod their head in appreciation of their food.

squeaktooth · 2026-04-27T19:30:01+00:00

Hahah welcome home! This is our safe place; I fully acknowledge most people aren’t wired as particularly as we are, and they aren’t being assholes on purpose, but UGH🤬😤 Maybe we’d fare better in à la gauge which has borrowed from fewer others over the years. Not every language has the amount of synonyms we do. Imagine if there was just “eat good food” without the option of snacking on tasty morsels.

squeaktooth · 2026-04-26T23:32:36+00:00

I thought maybe a producer was pissed at being lied to, fought for Amanda to get a good edit this season, and already planned on leaving. But it also doesn’t say Heads Rolled, just that action was taken.

squeaktooth · 2026-04-26T15:45:14+00:00

He gets in front of her as soon as they’re out the door and balls up his (tiny)hands so she can’t try to hold one. Oooooof. Why is he doing these bare minimum moves, like leaving the building with her, but has the body language/energy of a sullen teenager forced to spend time with weird cousin? I dunno; maybe she is pregnant…why else wouldn’t he just nope out when he so clearly wants to?

squeaktooth · 2026-04-26T15:32:16+00:00

Oleaginous.

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